411’s TNA Impact Report 9.07.06
Posted by Larry Csonka on 09.08.2006
JJ fails a polygraph test…and his punishment is…
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TNA Impact Begins…NOW!
We begin with clips from last week's show.
JB is with JJ and he'll take the polygraph tonight. Eric Young with BLACK HAIR is here now. It involved alcohol and a deck of cards he says. He tells JJ he can help him and he knows the tricks to a polygraph. JJ and Eric go to talk.
Tenay and West welcome us to Impact. The Ultimate X set is up to hype the match at the PPV. We get pyro and no fire.
LAX attacks. Spinning elbow by Cide. Back breaker by Hernandez. They kill these guys, slam and a splash by Cide gets 2 as a Mack makes the save. Sun set flip try…double choke throw by Hernandez! GRINGO KILLA by Cide. BORDER TOSS by Hernandez and that is all.
Winners: LAX @ 1:24 via Pin
Konnan on the mic: They are being disrespected by not being on the PPV posted while Daniels and AJ are. At No Surrender, they will bloody AJ and Daniels. AJ will go back to dark matches and Daniels can join the Blue Men Group.
AJ and Daniels charge the ring. BRAWL! Cide tossed to the floor. Knee by Daniels takes Hernandez to the floor as well. Daniels climbs the cables and AJ gives him a title belt and hangs it to tease LAX! Daniels sits atop the cables and mocks LAX.
Tenay and West hype the polygraph test later tonight. We see a guy setting up the test backstage. Jim Cornette walks. Slick Johnson gives him coffee. Kiss ass. We see Cage getting ready for his match later tonight.
Back from commercial with the Bobby Roode sweepstakes. HEENAN is here! Heenan hypes who he has managed. Roode seems impressed. Heenan has some real estate for Roode to look at and a gift certificate for dinner HA! It's in Canadian money!
We see Dutt, Lethal and Dutt watching Jackass. Lynn is here and pissed because they need to be working in the ring. Sabin says they are mental training to get ideas.
The James Gang talks but gets stopped.
The James Gang (BG and Kip), Shark Boy & Norman Smiley vs. Maverick Matt & Frankie Kazarian & AMW (Storm and Harris) w/Gail Kim
Storm and Kip in, counters and a hip toss by Kip. Tag to BG and a basement dropkick to Storm for 2. Off the ropes and jabs by BG…dance…tag to Sharky and a SHARK BITE! Cover for 2 on Storm. Storm hugs Harris and Norman is in. DANCE! Swing slam to Harris. BIG WIGGLE gets stopped by Matt. Things break down already and Gail grabs Norman, superkick by Storm and Harris is in and covers for the win.
Winners: Maverick Matt & Frankie Kazarian & AMW @ 2:02 via Pin
Harris is happy but Storm is pissed because he stole his pin. Gail tries to play peacemaker, and Harris gives Storm the double bird.
Back from commercial with Eric Young making JJ smoke, drink and have a fake alligator biting his foot. Tremendous. Dude starts the test:
Is you name JJ? Eric makes him not answer.
Are you the NWA champion? Eric stops him again and says to plead the 5th commandment. Glorious!
Tenay and West discuss what we just saw. They discuss the Naturals.
Shane Douglas is with the Naturals. Earlier in the day Tenay talked with them. He says he would take them to the top of the mountain. He did it all for a reason. There will be a triple chance battle royal at the PPV and the Naturals have to beat 7-teams to get their title shot they earned. If they don't, Douglas is done with them. The Naturals are pissed and say they did everything, Shane says they did everything but win.
At Bound for Glory…a STARR is born.
We get a raven promo. He created his own monsters. Runt was one of his creations. He didn't give Abyss permission to play with him. Next week, Raven vs. Abyss…Hangman's Horror Match!
Ron Killings vs. Christian Cage
BTW there are Jackass II banners on the parts of the mat. They exchange shots to begin. Arm bar, Killings kips up and gets rights to Cage. Off the ropes, counters and a spinning forearm by Killings! Uranage by Killings and a choke on Cage. Rights by Cage, Killings to the apron…up top…leaps over into a split (OUCH~!) and gets the leg lariat to Cage. Off the ropes, and Cage to the top…springboard dropkick by Killings! Cage to the floor…PLANCHA by Killings! We head to a commercial @ 2:07.
Back from commercial @ 5:50 with Cage in control. Boots to Killings now. Rights and Killings is down. Knees by Cage now and then a neck breaker. Cage dances to mock Killings. Picks him up, reverse neck breaker and a cover for 2. Cage chokes Killings over the 2nd rope and then steps on his back. Snap mare and a neck vice by Cage. Killings fights to his feet, escapes and off the ropes…back elbow by Cage gets a cover for 2. Chinlock by Cage now. Killings elbows out, rights by Cage, elbow by Killings…2nd rope…Cage nails him. He goes up top as well. Killings tosses him off…LEG DROP CONNECTS! Cover 1…2…NO! Both men battle to their feet, exchange rights, off the ropes and a clothesline by Killings. Suplex/stunner combo! 1…2…NO! Unprettier try by Cage, countered and a rolling cover by Killings gets 2. Kick misses and a clothesline by Cage. Cage calls for a gore now…and gets it! 1…2…NO! Elbow by Killings, and a ref bump. Sit out powerbomb by Killings…ref counts now 1…2…NO! Killings checks on the ref, LOW BLOW by Cage. Unprettier and that is all.
Winner: Christian Cage @ 11:45 via Pin
Cage gets chairs…and back into the ring. He lays one down, grabs the other…and RHINO is here! They brawl! Short-arm clothesline by Rhino! Cage bails as Rhino gets a chair.
RHINO: CAGE…you ran like a girl. And I know you can here me. You talk about 10-years of friendship…you ended that 2-weeks ago. Let's do it at No Surrender, stand toe-to-toe, eye-to-eye and be opponents! I swear to the fans and to God I will cut you in half with the GORE…GORE…GORE!
JB is in the back and outside Cornette's office. JJ answered all the questions. JJ is here with Eric and he says he is innocent. He is taking out Eric and he has a job for life. JJ thanks Eric's Uncle Leo. They are on the level. JJ says he will get to train now for Bound for Glory. JJ says it is time to clear his good name. Polygraph dude is here and just shakes his head.
Back with an Ultimate X video package to hype LAX vs. Daniels and AJ at the PPV.
Main Event Polygraph-O-Rama~!
Jim Cornette is here! First of all he is making Cage and Rhino official for No Surrender. Now, JJ has been going around for months saying he did nothing wrong. JJ always benefits, and said he would take the test and he did. He has the results, and calls out JJ.
JJ makes his way to the ring with Eric Young.
Cornette says they have business. He told JJ is he could prove that he was guilty, he would make JJ an unhappy man. He knows polygraph tests aren't allowed in court because some people can lie so well. There were three main questions.
-The first is about Cage turning on Sting and JJ told the truth in saying no.
-The second is about Earl Hebner being involved at Slammiversary. JJ told the truth in saying no.
-The third is about being in collusion with Larry Z for the last year, JJ said he LIED!
JJ is not happy. He stares down Eric, DON'T FIRE ERIC! Eric bails and runs away!
They chant. "You're a liar!"
Cornette says JJ is lying when his lips move. Now the people get to get even. At No Surrender, he can't make him defend the title but he can make him wrestle. It will be a Fan's Lumberjack match, in where they get straps. JJ is not happy. And when your true nature comes out and you try to run, the fans will have a chance to whoop your ass! Cornette isn't done yet, your opponent at No Surrender is…SAMOA JOE!
Joe comes out with an evil smile on his face. He has a strap and JJ falls to his knees as Cornette leads the crowd in chanting, "Joe's gonna kill you!"
We get the weekly recap video to close the show.
The Steelers won by the way!
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