411’s TNA Impact Report 9.21.06
Posted by Larry Csonka on 09.21.2006
The go home show to No Surrender…and the last show before the Russo era begins…again…for the third time.
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TNA Impact Begins…NOW!
-We get clips of last week's show, mainly hyping Joe vs. Jarrett.
-Rhino is here to settle the score with Monty Brown.
-Monty is the Alpha male, and he is I and he is me or some shit like that. Rhino will feel…the…Cage is here. They have business to discuss.
-Tenay and West welcome us to the show, and hype Rhino vs. Monty.
-NWA Champion Jeff Jarrett makes his way to the ring.
-JJ: Welcome to Jeff Jarrett's SVU, Special Victims Unit. I have been a victim for over 4-years. A victim to a bogus polygraph, bogus management and for months, I have been a victim of each and everyone of you. You threw bottles at me, golf balls, anything you could throw at me. It all comes to a stop tonight. This Sunday at No Surrender, the undefeated Samoa Joe will be defeated and become MY victim. You fans will get an up close and personal look at it. And then a BFG, I will publicly execute Sting and HE will be a victim. Tonight I want my first victim…anyone here…
-Joe charges the ring and they brawl at ringside. JJ whips Joe to the railing and starts to whip him. JJ then grabs a fan and whips him. Joe back on the attack and they brawl into the crowd. JJ gets tossed into a wall and again. They brawl through the bleachers as Joe wraps the strap around his hand to beat down JJ. Back to ringside and Joe connects with an OLAY kick. JJ begs off and Joe whips him repeatedly! JJ manages to get his guitar…EL KABONG TO JOE~! Joe is busted open and JJ chokes him with the remnants of the guitar.
-Back from commercial with an LAX vs. Daniels and Styles video package to hype Ultimate X match.
Jay Lethal vs. Petey Williams
Williams attacks before the bell and gets a RANA on the floor to Jay. Back into the ring and kicks by Williams. Tree of woe by Williams, boots and the OHHHH CANNNNADA nut stomp. Rights by Williams and then a suplex on Jay. Camel clutch variation on Jay now, Jay fights and elbows out. Off the ropes and a hip toss, cartwheel and dropkick by Jay. Clotheslines by Jay. Moonsault misses for Jay, Destroyer try counter and elbows by Jay. Leg lariat and a cover for 2. Trip and a dropkick by Williams. SICK spike cradle DDT by Williams gets a CLOSE 2! Destroyer try, Sabin and Dutt are out now. Jay takes advantage and he gets a bowling ball and rolls in into Williams's nuts. JACKASS II. Jay gets a roll up and that is all.
Winner: Jay Lethal @ 3:40 via pin
-Cornette is out at the commentary table now. They hype the PPV, including the Ultimate X match, Cage vs. Rhino and the Fan's Revenge match. Cornette wants to see Jarrett tortured.
-We get a video package for "I Hate Jeff Jarrett." The worst wrestling fans alive are displayed here.
-Back from commercial with a No Surrender video package.
-JB is with Senshi. Senshi says they are impressionable minds because they are following Jackass. Sabin and his flunkies are here and Senshi mentions he stomped their heads in. Sabin mocks him and he says he loved him in Blood Sport.
Eric Young vs. Norman Smiley
EY has a videotape in his trunks. Lock up and Smiley with a wristlock and takes EY down. Back to his feet, counter and a shoulder block to Smiley. Smiley dances and EY likes it. Lock up and to the corner. Uppercuts to EY, and then HE dances! Rights by Smiley, backslide by EY gets 2. Butterfly suplex by Smiley gets 2. EY's tape pops out, Smiley tries the wiggle and he runs. Boot to Smiley, wheel barrel neck breaker and that is all.
Winner: Eric Young @ 2:08 via pin
He leaves to the back.
-JB is with Shane Douglas. He says he will be through with the Naturals if they don't win at No Surrender. The tag scene is awesome in TNA and they have to be at their best. If they lose, the experiment is over.
-Eric Young is here now and looking for JJ. He thinks he kinda, mostly, maybe has the problem solved. JB says JJ left the building but he knows how he'll see it and takes the tape.
-Back from commercial and Tenay talks about the tape. We will see it now.
-Young and Shelley are on location to see Sting. Eric says this is a foolproof plan. Apparently he has the wrong Sting. He holds up signs looking for Sting. He takes a guys glasses to look. Damn he is funny.
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE: Rhino vs. Monty Brown
They start brawling on the ramp as the bell rings. Rhino whipped to the railing. Monty makes people move, but fakes them out and tosses Rhino into the ring. Back in and Rhino unloads on Monty. Rights by Monty and boots. Neck breaker off the ropes and then covers with the feet on the ropes for 2. Earl Hebner is the ref; he has been reinstated by the way. To the floor and they brawl into the crowd and we head to a commercial @ 1:45.
Back from commercial @ 5:56 and Rhino tosses Monty into the ring. There is a table in there now as well. Irish whip by Monty and he sets up the table. Boots by Monty and then sets Rhino up top. Rights by Monty, he follows…they battle and Monty snags him up for a DVD…escape and a belly to belly by Rhino! Rhino sets the table in the corner. Monty up and they brawl. Whip by Monty, elbow by Rhino…GORE misses and Rhino goes through the table! Monty covers for 2. Monty argues with Earl Hebner now, Rhino is up and Monty chops away. Suplex by Rhino. Rhino sets again…Cage charges the ring and trips him up. They brawl on the floor and Rhino slams Cage into the Ultimate X rigging and they brawl into the crowd and the match apparently ends.
Winner: No Contest @ 9:18
-They brawl towards the back and Cage nails Rhino with a chair. In the back and Rhino gets tossed into a wall and a CONCHAIRTO against the wall by Cage! Cage exits the building.
-We have more of the Bobby Roode Sweepstakes. SHERRI MARTEL! Sherri says behind every successful man there is a woman. Dibiase, HBK, Savage all had her. Roode is championship material and she will make sure he gets what is rightfully his. Roode takes her to dinner.
-We see a bloody Joe backstage. He stares into a mirror and says it may have been fan's revenge, but tonight is was made about HIS vengeance. For every drop of blood he spills, JJ will spill a bucket. He will return the vengeance 10 fold. JJ, you now has to worry about me and the fury you have unleashed tonight. I have bled now…and at No Surrender…JOE is gonna kill you! JOE is gonna kill you! I have bled Jeff, but when we face…you…you are going to DIE!
-JB catches up with Cage as he is leaving. Cage would rather take out someone else than Rhino. Rhino is not on his level, and at No Surrender he will prove that. Piss off!
-We get a video package for LAX
-In the ring we have a mariachi band and it is the beginning of Spanish Heritage Month! They have tequila, honey, dominos and they are partying. Uncle Sam is being hung in the middle of the ring. He makes fun of Daniels and AJ. The demolished and humiliated them and took their titles already. Now they have to be in the gringo's specialty. They will climb the wires and take the bets again, while bringing a new level of violence. When they are done, it will be named the Ultimate LAX match. If you look in the constitution it says all men are created equal, only if you are white. In NC, Tenn, Georgia, Latinos are no longer in the west, they are all over! Now, this dummy right here, Uncle Sam represents everything we hate. They bash it like a piñata. Konnan doesn't do things our way, they do it the LAX way, by any means necessary.
-AJ and Daniels rush the ring and we have a BRAWL! AJ and Daniels clear the ring and wreck the set. Konnan is cornered and as they get him Hernandez and Cide attack and take them down. Hernandez press slams Daniels to the floor. They now have AJ and he eats a powerbomb. They tie AJ by his legs and hang him while Konnan beats on him with a Singapore cane! Daniels is back in but gets beat down. Sick kicks by Cide and AJ is bleeding from the mouth. LAX stands tall.
A wrap up video closes the show, a very good one by the way.
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