411’s ECW on Sci-Fi Report 10.31.06
Posted by Larry Csonka on 10.31.2006
A huge announcement is made for the ECW PPV…and it is EXTREME!
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Apology… There will be no CMLL Guerreros del Ring report this week. The cable guide was wrong apparently, and my VCR, starting at 3am taped approximately 6-hours of Spanish Infomercials. Hopefully we are back to normal next week.
Let the bodies hit the…FLOOOOOOOOOOR!:
-We get a recap of last week's events, mainly focusing on RVD vs. Show.
-Paul Heyman is here. He is Paul Heyman. Much to his dismay, RVD won the right to face Big Show. December 3rd, 2006 is the date RVD chose for his shot. BUT there were no stipulations in the contract and those are now up to Paul, so on December 3rd RVD and the Big Show will be 2 of 6 men, who will battle in the first ever EXTREME Elimination Chamber.
-Tazz and Styles welcome us to the show. They contemplate what exactly the Extreme Elimination Chamber is.
Extreme Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match: Kevin Thorn w/Ariel vs. Sabu
To the mat they go and brawl. Shoulder block by Thorn, and then misses a head butt. Leg drop by Sabu. Elbow drops and Thorn to the apron. Dropkick to the leg by Sabu and then senton to Thorn on the floor by Sabu. Boots to Thorn now, sling shot splash into the ring and Sabu covers for 2. Irish whip and Thorn misses a charge and Sabu springs off the ropes…SIT OUT spin buster by Thorn gets 2! That was nice. Thorn slams Sabu to the steel post and then rolls him up for 2. Thorn works the arm now with an arm bar. Sabu fights, but Thorn clubs him down. Back to the arm, and into a top wristlock. Sabu fights to his feet and then a boot by Thorn. Off the ropes, springing leg lariat by Sabu. Clothesline now and a back springing elbow gets 2. Sabu to the 2nd rope…leaps and Thorn with a clothesline gets 2. Rights by Sabu, springing tornado DDT on Thorn. Sabu covers for 2. Slingshot leg drop to Thorn and into the camel clutch…and Thorn is humbled.
-Rebecca is here with Sandman. He hypes Cyber Sunday a bit and a clown walks in and leaves. Sandman chases him and canes him. He laughs and then tells the chick he hates clowns.
-Back from commercial with Marine stuff.
-Tazz and Styles hype the Marine as a gorilla dances behind them. Mid-South. Tazz gives Styles a gift, it's a noose.
-Davari w/Khali make their way to the ring. We need Davari vs. Sabu in a baggy pants and turban on a pole match. Khali and Moore stare down, yes that is as funny as it sounds.
Shannon Moore vs. Davari w/Great Khali
Davari attacks as the bell rings. Off the ropes and Davari slams Moore down. He slams him to the post and then works the arm. He slams him to the corner and covers for 2. Arm bar and pulls away at it. He stomps away on the arm, but Moore slams him to the corner. Rights are exchanged and off the ropes and a spinkick by Moore and then rights. Irish whip and boots by Davari. Arm breaker on Moore, and then a arm bar/DDT combo and that is all.
Winner: Davari @ 1:52 via pin
-After the match, Khali double choke bombs Moore.
-Rebecca is with RVD. RVD says Paul loves to play tricks on him. He earned his shot, but Paul puts an obstacle on him. Extreme Elimination Chamber. He doesn't know what it is but thinks he'll be good at it. He will walk in a challenger, and walk out a champion. Holly is here and brags about his scar. Tonight they are partners, irony. He has RVD's back tonight.
-Back from commercial and time for the next stuff.
EXTREME Diva Costume Contest: Kelly vs. Trinity vs. Ariel
The chicks are announced. COLT CABANA is in the crowd dressed as a fairy!
Trinity is first. She has caution tape across her tits. Nice.
Ariel is, well, herself. She has nice fun bags. The announcer says she is not in costume. She says she dresses like this everyday.
Kelly is dressed like a female CM Punk.
Trinity wins.
Mike Knox is out to yell at Kelly. Punk is out and they brawl. Springboard clothesline by Punk. Knees and a kick sends Knox to the floor. Punk likes what he sees when he looks at Kelly.
-Back from commercial and CM Punk is on Ghost Hunters NEXT!
-We see what just happened before commercial.
-Knox is backstage. He says he is challenging Punk for a match next week.
-We see more people in costumes, including the dancing gorilla. Mid-South.
-RVD makes his way to the ring, followed by Holly.
-Test and then Big Show make their way to the ring.
Test and HH to begin. Crowd chants for RVD and HH tags him right in. Lock up and knees by Test. Rights now, and then the boots. Test chokes out RVD and finally breaks. Corner elbows by Test and RVD is down. More elbows, rights by RVD and an Irish whip, elbow by RVD and a cross body, Test catches RVD but RVD escapes and gets a superkick to Test. Spinkick now and Testis down. Tag to HH and rights to Test. Boots, and then chops. More boots and HH chokes out Test. Irish whip, reversal and an elbow by HH. Clothesline to Test and a cover for 2. Suplex by HH and a cover for 2. HH chokes Test on the middle rope. Clubbing shots by HH now, HH tags RVD and kicks to Test follow. Rights now and a kick to Test. More kicks as Test is down. Leg drop by RVD and a cover for 2. Knees by RVD, rights to Test. Test battles back and slams RVD into Show's boot. Off the ropes and RVD tries to toss Test, kicks and then rights. Dropkick and Test falls to the floor. RVD follows and they brawl on the apron. RVD charges, Test nails him and then HH. RVD with a cross body and that takes both of them to the floor, and we head to a commercial @ 6:00.
Back from commercial @ 9:55 as Test covers RVD for 2. Boots by RVD, shoulder rams now and then Test kills RVD with a clothesline. Test grabs RVD, back elbows in the corner again and then he steps on RVD's head. He chokes out RVD again. Test mocks RVD, off the ropes and RVD gets the reverse spinkick. Tag to HH and Test tags Show. HH with boots to Show, rights and then Show clotheslines him. Head butts to HH and then chops. Show stands on HH's chest, and now delivers rights, taking HH down. Show chokes out HH on the ropes. Test nails HH as Show distracts the ref. Chops by HH now, off the ropes and a big boot by Show. Elbow drop and a cover for 2 by Show. Head butts by Show and HH is down. Tag to Test and he lays the boots to HH. Test slams him shoulder first to the corner and then to the opposite corner. Snap mare by Test and into the arm lock. HH fights out, rights to Test. Off the ropes and an elbow by Test. Tag to Show, who works the arm with elbows. Boots to the arm by Show and my cable breaks up a bit here. Show on the ropes, Vader elbow misses. HH crawls…and tags in RVD. Rights to Show, kicks and a running dropkick to the knees by RVD. Spinkick to the knees and then a shot to Test. Leaping kick to Show. Rolling thunder 1…2…Test makes the save. HH in and all 4-men brawl. Show hot shots RVD, and then Test clotheslines the ref. Alabama slam to Test. Superkick by Show to HH. Top rope kick by RVD to Show. Show pulls him to the floor, RVD slides off and Show hits the post. The gorilla hits RVD with a pipe shot. MID-SOUTH. Show and RVD back into the ring, chokeslam and Show covers for the win.
Winners: Test and The Big Show @ 19:38 via pin
-The gorilla is in and raises their hands. It's that wacky Paul.
-Paul, Test and Show celebrate as the show ends.
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