411’s ECW on Sci-Fi Report 11.28.06
Posted by Larry Csonka on 11.29.2006
Just days away from December to Dismember and we have…two matches still.
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Let the bodies hit the…FLOOOOOOOOOOR!:
-Joey Styles and Tazz welcome us to ECW.
-Paul Heyman is already in the ring, and he starts to hype the Extreme Elimination Chamber. 6-men torturing their souls and careers, all in the name of the ECW title, the holy grail of ECW. Inside the chamber will be anarchy, and entry will be random. The guys on the pods will have weapons and when they enter the match they can bring the weapon into the match. The time will be every 5-minutes for entry. Tonight, right here, they reveal the weapons and security will demonstrate them, and they are a steel chair, a crow bar, a table and a barbed wire baseball bat. The only way to be eliminated is by pin or submission, and it will go on until there is one man and that man will be the ECW Champion. He promises it will be everyman for himself.
-Tazz and Cole hype the chamber, and the fact that all of the men will compete tonight in matches.
-We get a Superstars like promo from RVD. Hyping the danger of the chamber. He wants the ECW Title.
-Sabu does the same, which still feels so wrong.
RVD vs. Sabu
Lock up and a headlock takedown by Sabu. To their feet and they go with counters and some mat wrestling, as I enter a parallel universe. Sabu lays the boots to RVD now, rights in the corner, Irish whip and a back elbow by RVD and a roll up for 1. Monkey flip by RVD, and a cover for 2. Basement dropkick to the knee by Sabu, he works the leg now and gets a standing toehold. RVD kicks away to escape and gets a leg drop for 2. Rights by Sabu, and a straight kick by RVD. RVD up top…Sabu up and goes up…RANA try and Sabu slides off, RVD goes to leap but Sabu leaps and they then collide in the air in what was just a really odd deal there. We head to a commercial @ 2:55.
Back from commercial @ 6:08 as they go to the ropes. Off the ropes ad RVD misses a cross body to the apron, and Sabu with rights. RVD fights back, tries a suplex and Sabu fights and SLIDES OFF the sunset flip and crashes to the floor. Moonsault to Sabu by RVD, rolls him in and then misses a sling shot leg drop. Leg drop by Sabu gets 2. SICK German by RVD gets 2. Irish whip and a reversal, basement dropkick by Sabu. Off RVD's back and into a leg drop by Sabu. Sabu misses a sling shot senton, RVD charges and gets rolling thunder. He covers for 2. Rights by RVD, off the ropes and a boot by Sabu. Springboard leg lariat by Sabu. Springboard clothesline gets 2 for Sabu. Tornado DDT countered by RVD, up top…FROG SPLASH connects. 1…2…3.
Winner: RVD @ 10:25 via pin
-We get a video package about Lashley jumping to ECW.
-Back from commercial
Team eXtreme (Matt and Jeff Hardy) vs. Elijah Burke and Sylvester Terkay
Jeff and Burke to begin things. Lock up and a wristlock by Jeff. Reversal and knees by Burke. Slammed to the corner is Jeff, but then a head scissors to Burke. Tag to Matt, off the ropes and a double-team gets 2 on Burke. Top wristlock by Matt, shots to the back and a tag to Jeff. Slingshot dropkick gets 2 for Jeff. Off the ropes and an atomic drop on Burke, and a leg drop to the nuts. Off the ropes and a boot by Terkay and a clothesline by Burke. Terkay in and a cover for 2. Head butts to Jeff and then a powerslam by Terkay gets 2. Irish whip and Terkay hits the steel post VERY hard and may have hurt himself, that was nasty sounding. Matt in and is the house of fire. All four men in and Burke is tossed to the floor. They beat down Terkay, poetry in motion. TOF on Terkay, swanton and that is all.
Winner: Team eXtreme @ 3:58 via pin
-MNM is here and jump the Hardy's! Joey tosses Matt and then they beat down Jeff. Enziguri by Nitro and then Joey lays rights to him. MNM celebrate the beat down and pose.
-Back from commercial with highlights of the PPV Press Conference.
Test vs. CM Punk
Lock up, to the corner and elbows by Test. He beats down Punk and yells. Forearms by Punk, off the ropes and a clothesline by Test. He tosses Punk to the floor and follows. Punk slides off and slams Test to the corner post, back in, up top and a springboard clothesline by Punk. Knees by Punk, but Test with a tilt a whirl slam for 2. Rights to Punk, and into the chinlock goes Test. Punk escapes and gets a leg lariat to Test. Test to the floor and a suicide dive by Punk. Rights by Punk as they brawl on the floor, Punk whips Test to the steel steps and they brawl to the isle way and they both get counted out.
Winner: Double count out @ 3:15
-They continue to brawl, with Punk getting the better of it.
-Big Show walks as Paul questions his decision to wrestle Lashley tonight. Paul wants to at least go with him to protect him.
-Back from commercial and we see footage from earlier tonight, where MNM attacked Team eXtreme.
-We see MNM leaving with tons of Paparazzi, not Alex Shelley, around. They say they will defeat them this Sunday. Melina pushes the "One Night Only" deal.
-We get a video package for the Extreme Elimination Chamber.
-Tazz and Styles hype the match, and explain the rules yet again.
-Big Show makes his way to the ring with Paul, and we head to a commercial.
-Back from commercial and Lashley makes his way to the ring.
They stare down and Show shoves Lashley. Lashley fires back and gets a clothesline. Now a running clothesline and as he tries another Show levels him with a clothesline of his own. Chops by Show, and then a suplex. Head butts by Show and then elbows and Lashley is down. Show stands on his head, and then delivers rights to Lashley. More chops by Show. Rights by Show and he just beats Lashley down. Lashley fires back now, off the ropes and eats a sidekick by Show. Show lays the boots to Lashley, picks him up and more rights to Lashley. Show stands on his back now and then clubs away at the back, and then sits down on his back. Head butts again by Show. He steps on Lashley's chest now, but Lashley is up and fights back. Show is set up top…standing on the bottom rope and a SUPLEX by Lashley! Clothesline by Lashley. SPEAR by Lashley! Paul calls for the troops and security is out.
Winner: Lashley @ 4:18 via DQ
-Lashley tosses bitches around and Test is here to kick his head off. They continue to beat him down and security has the nightsticks and lays the wood to Lashley. Chokeslam by Show on Lashley. They all lays the boots to Lashley and Show stops them, grabs Lashley again and gets the final cut on Lashley. They stand up Lashley, Show has the ECW title and Heyman slaps Lashley. Test holds up Lashley and Show lays him out with the ECW title belt. Show covers Lashley as Paul counts the pin for him.
-Yup, that's it, no face save for Lashley, just an ass whooping. We get replays of the beat down.
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