411’s WWE Smackdown Report 02.15.08

Posted by Larry Csonka on 02.15.2008

Edge has a very important question for Vicky, unfortunately Rey Mysterio provides him with an answer that he didn’t want.

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WWE Smackdown 2.15.08

-Coach and Cole welcome us to the show.

Non-Title Match: Batista vs. MVP ©

Lock up to begin, to the corner and they break. MVP bitches to the ref, they circle now and a side headlock by MVP. Off the ropes and a shoulder block by Batista. MVP to the floor, MVP back in, lock up and a slam by Batista and MVP bails to the floor yet again. MVP back in, rights to Batista but Batista fires back as the referee distracted MVP. Batista slams MVP to the corner, rights follow, a snap mare and then a running boot connects. A cover for 2 by Batista. A vertical suplex by Batista gets 2. to the corner, Batista charges but MVP gets the trip. MVP charges for the Kawada kick but Batista smartly bails. Back in, a double leg by Batista and he works the knee wrench. Drops the elbow and back to the knee hold. Batista releases him, off the ropes and a leapfrog by MVP, that sucked because Batista was working the knee and he is limping. Chop block, shin buster and now a figure four by Batista! SHADES OF RIC FLAIR~! MVP makes the ropes, and now goes to the floor to regroup as we head to a commercial @ 5:45.

Back from commercial @ 9:22 with Batista working over MVP in the corner. He charges in, eats a knee and MV then tosses him shoulder first to the steel post. MVP with a single arm DDT and cover for 2. MVP lays the boots to him in the corner, goes to the floor and wrap Batista's arm around the ropes and pulls. MVP then stun guns the arm off the ropes, back in and gets his version of the shining wizard/run up kick to the face and a cover for 2. He tries to work the arm again, and then tosses Batista to the floor. MVP follows and slams Batista into the steel steps. Back into the ring they go and MVP covers for 2. Back to the arm bar goes MVP, and then drags Batista to the corner and slams his arm around the steel post. Batista manages to pull MVP into the post and then Batista slams MVP into the ring apron. Back in they go, Batista up top and gets the flying shoulder block for 2. MVP back with a boot, charges in and eats a spinebuster. MVP counters the bomb into a shoulder breaker and then gets a roll up with the tights for 2. MVP slams him to the steel post yet again, measures him and charges but eats a spear from Batista. Batista slams MVP to the steel post, and again and then gets the Batista bomb. That's all.

Winner: Batista @ 16:09 via pin

-After the match MVP makes sure he is announced as still being the US Champion.

-Edge is backstage and the RMY is there to talk to him and get advice. Edge says not tonight because he has to think. He says they will be fine without him tonight.


-BE REAL, DO NOT CHEAT, NO SPECIAL EFFECTS, NO SECOND TAKES, NO DRUGS, NO ROIDS…WWELLNESS~!

Jimmy Wang Yang, Shannon Moore, Jesse and Festus vs. The Rated Rmy (Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder), Deuce and Domino

The bell rings and Festus starts to beat the shit out of Ryder. A slam, tag to Jesse and a 2nd rope leg drop connects for 2. Moore tags in, sunset flip for 2. Rights by Moore, Hawkins distracts Moore and the Rmy beats Moore down. A suplex and cover by Hawkins for 2. Deuce tags in, knees to Moore and a cover for 2. A chin lock by Deuce, Moore fights to his feet and then Moore manages to escape, kicks off Domino and tags Yang in. High cross body to Domino. Dropkick to Deuce. Sweep on Domino and a spin wheel kick for 2. Everyone in, Jesse and Moore with stereo planchas! Moonsault by Yang and he pins Domino.

Winners: Jimmy Wang Yang, Shannon Moore, Jesse and Festus @ 2:50 via pin

-After the match the Rmy and the Greasers beat down Moore, Yang and Jesse. Festus stands there, because the bell rang, but Jesse smartly rings the bell; allowing Festus regain his retarded Stan Hansen strength and clears the ring.

-Vicky gets some makeup as Teddy Long stands there, looking as if he wants to kill himself.


-We get clips of last week's never ending beat down Palumbo put on Noble.

-The American Sad-Ass Chuck Palumbo rides to the ring and revs his bike constantly and rides around the ring.

Michelle McCool vs. Victoria

Victoria beats on McCool, chokes her out in the corner but McCool fights back and goes up top with Victoria, fails at he superplex and as they battle they do a tumble spot to the floor. That was stupid to book with someone as inexperienced as McCool. Back in and Victoria covers for 2. McCool back with a clothesline, dropkick and a big boot. Victoria fires back, Widow's Peak and that is all. That was so damn annoying.

Winner: Victoria @ 1:55 via pin

-After the match Chuck has the mic and stalks McCool, and then stands on her arm. He says he would beat down Noble and make her watch, and he did. He then stands on her hair, and tells her to get used to this.


Big Daddy V w/YOUR TEACHER vs. The Undertaker

This shit again? Ugh… Ok, here we go. Lock up and they separate. Lock up and Big Daddy V shoves Taker away. Apathy, lock up and Taker shoots for a single leg but fails. Big Daddy V never shoots for a single leg, he shoots for a whole bucket. Rights by Taker, works the shoulder now and then wraps the arm around the ropes. Taker wipes out Striker, but Big Daddy V levels Taker with a clothesline and tosses him to the floor. Back in the ring and Big Daddy V rides Taker, picks him up and slams him to the corner. Big Daddy V misses the corner splash, eats a clothesline…VINTAGE UNDERTAKER. FUCK YOU COLE! Old School connects. VINTAGE UNDERTAKER. Taker takes Big Daddy V to the apron, gets the leg drop…VINTAGE UNDERTAKER. DDT by Taker connects and…that gets the pin. Really? Seriously? Big Daddy V, who has ran through anyone not named The Undertaker lost to a DDT? Oh well. After the match, the Undertaker walks. VINTAGE UNDERTAKER!

Winner: The Undertaker @ 5:07 via pin

-After the match Taker beats down Striker, and gets a chokeslam. VINTAGE UNDERTAKER! GOGOPLATA ON STRIKER~! It's good to see blood capsules/biting the condom has made a strong comeback in 2008.

-Cole and Coach run down the No Way Out Card:

NO WAY OUT 2008
- CAREER MATCH: Ric Flair vs. Mr. Kennedy
- ECW TITLE MATCH: Chavo Guerrero © vs. CM Punk
- WORLD TITLE MATCH: Edge © vs. Rey Mysterio {QUESTIONABLE}
- WWE TITLE MATCH: Randy Orton © vs. John Cena
- SMACKDOWN ELIMINATION CHAMBER (Winner goes to WrestleMania to face the World Champion): Batista vs. The Undertaker vs. Finlay vs. MVP vs. Khali vs. Big Daddy V
- RAW ELIMINATION CHAMBER (Winner goes to WrestleMania to face the WWE Champion): HHH vs. HBK vs. JBL vs. Umaga vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho

Shelton Benjamin and Chavo Guerrero vs. Kane and CM Punk

Kane and Chavo to begin. Rights by Chavo, Kane gets pissed and press slams Chavo down. To the corner, tag to Punk and he lays the boots to Chavo in the corner. A slam, off the ropes and then a quick leg drop and cover for 2 by Punk. Chavo dropkicks the knee of Punk, tags in Benjamin and Punk gets a dropkick to Benjamin. Punk slams Benjamin hard to the corner, follows up with rights and then charges in, but Benjamin stun guns him off of the turnbuckle. An overhead toss by Benjamin, knees and then a slam to Punk. Tag back to Chavo, and Benjamin tosses him into a splash on Punk. Chavo covers for 2. Rights by Chavo, Benjamin chokes out Punk in the corner and then Chavo tags him in. Benjamin tries a powerbomb in the corner, Punk escapes and gets a leg lariat. Tag to Kane and Chavo tags in as well. Kane cleans house, off the ropes and a backdrop to Chavo. Off the ropes and another backdrop. Corner clothesline by Kane, and then the side slam connects. Kane goes up top and gets the top rope clothesline for 2 as Benjamin flies into make the save. GOOZLE on Benjamin, and Chavo! They escape and Kane levels Chavo, Punk blind tags on and gets a springboard clothesline to Benjamin. Punk gets the spinning GTS on Chavo and that is all.

Winners: Kane and CM Punk @ 4:58 via pin


-We get a video package on Cena's injury and return.

-We get a video package of the Vionce/Hornswoggle/Finlay drama.

The Great Khali w/Rajah Jabroni vs. Finlay w/Hornswoggle

Why is Finlay using the midget's music? That sucks, Finlay's music rules. Finlay works some leg kicks, tries a shoulder block but gets knocked on his ass. Khali beats him down and chokes him out with the boot. Finlay fires back, goes to the top and Khali chops him off and to the floor. He follows and Khali slams Finlay to the barrier. He then whips Finlay to the steps and goes back into the ring. Finlay to the apron, stuns Khali off the ropes but that didn't do much. Khali slams Finlay, and then works the Vulcan Neck Pinch. Finlay fights to his feet, elbows out, off the ropes and Khali lands a big boot. To the corner, Khali follows and misses a corner clothesline. Finlay up top and leaps into a goozle! Tree slam by Khali. Hornswoggle is out, SHACKALACKI SHOT to Khali! Hornswoggle nails Rajah Jabroni and then Khali tosses Hornswoggle down. The ref checks on him and Finlay with numerous SHACKALACKI SHOTS to Khali and he then gets the pin!

Winner: Finlay @ 5:02 via pin

-Teddy pushes Vicky to the ring as the crew prepares the ring for Edge to pop the big question.


~EDGE POPS THE QUESTION~
The ring is decorated with hearts and flowers, and there is a string ensemble to play Edge to the ring. He is actually nervous, but tonight the R in Rater R stands for Really, Really in love. You see he has found his soul mate, a soul mate he has a very important question for. He then calls Vicky out to the ring.

Teddy pushes out Vicky, and her wheelchair is all decorated for the occasion. Edge motions for Teddy to leave. Edge says that since it is the Valentines Day season he wants to sing a song, a song by fellow Canadian Brian Adams. Edge sings to thunderous boos. Tremendous. He has found something important; he gets down on a knee and wants Vicky to make him the luckiest man in the world. "Vicky, will you be my wife?" She says yes! Awwwwwwww. They kiss and look happy until…

Rey Mysterio crashes the party. He is here to personally congratulate them. And then says that this is the most disgusting, LOCO, disgusting thing he has seen his entire life. By the way Vicky, now that you are engaged, I hope that you will drop the Guerrero name because as of now you are disgracing it. Edge gets mad and demands that Rey apologize to her for real. If he doesn't Rey will be the one in the wheelchair. Pretty close Edge. Rey enters the ring, speaks Spanish a bit, and then says he is through apologizing. And since Edge loved Vicky so much, let's see how much love there is when Rey wins the title.

They brawl and Rey gets the 619. He goes for the West Coast pop, Edge moves and Rey takes out Vicky! Edge rushes to her aid and Rey leaves with a "SO WHAT" look about him.

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