411’s TNA Impact Report 5.01.08
Posted by Larry Csonka on 05.01.2008
Wacky TNA Title of the Week: The Egotistical Eight…
TNA Impact Begins…NOW!
-We get highlights of last week's show.
-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.
The Motor City Machine Guns (Sabin and Shelley) vs. Shark Boy and Curry Man
Curry Man and Sabin to begin. Lock up and off the ropes, a tackle and Curry Man dances on Sabin. They trade arm drags, off the ropes and a dropkick by Sabin. Alex tags in, snap mare and he bites Curry Man! He says it is spicy. Tag to Sabin, they double team Curry Man and end with a double suplex and kicks. Sharky dives in, they atomic drop him into Curry Man, and they double teams to him. Curry Man tosses Alex, Sabin fights back and takes a kick by Curry Man and a Thesz press from Sharky. FIN DROP follows. Sharky lays the boots to him in the corner, an Irish whip and Sabin grabs Sharky and sets him on top, but Sharky gets a RANA on Sabin. Tag to Curry Man, places him in the corner and gets the ass attack. Curry Man up top, kicks away Alex but Sabin tosses Curry Man off of the top. Alex in with an RVD like kick off of the top. Off the ropes and a DDT/flatliner combo to Sharky and Curry Man. Alex tosses Sharky to the floor, and then Curry Man. STEREO SUICIDE DIVES onto Sharky and Curry Man!
It is then that the music hits and Petey and Steiner make their way out. They beat down Petey and then Steiner levels them and we get a DQ.
Winners: No Contest @ 4:45
-Petey gets the Canadian Destroyer on Sharky, and he has fully morphed into Mini-Pump, with the dye job. Steiner says Angle lost last week because of him, and now at Sacrifice he will beat Joe for the title and he will take Angle's gold medals and make him his personal bitch.
-Angle rushes out and he and Steiner brawl. He tosses Petey to the floor and then gets an ankle lock on Steiner. Petey is in with the pipe and lays out Angle, making the save. Steiner places Angle in the recliner, and Samoa Joe comes out to make the save for Angle. He clears the ring and stands tall.
-TO THE BACK and JB is with AJ. Tomko was injured in Japan in "an MMA fight/he was suspended" and AJ has to find a new partner. Cornette says he needs JB, because tonight he reveals the 8-men that will make up the rest of the tag teams for the Deuces Wild Tournament. Cornette says it is Thursday, IMPACT, he has more stuff to do so AJ is on his own to find a new partner, if not, he is out of the tournament.
-Back from commercial and West hypes the main event.
~THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE SPEAK~
Mike Tenay is in the ring, and brings out Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. They feel up Tenay a bit as he breaks down the Knockout Makeover Battle Royal. Tenay asks if they are ready to make the ultimate sacrifice. Love says they aren't worried, they don't sweat anything or anyone because that would make their makeup run. As far as the match goes, they want to make sure that the makeover goes to someone who needs it, like her. We see Gail Kim on the big screen bald. Then they show ODB bald. Love then runs down the crowd, and Sky says they can look all they want, but no one can ever touch the beautiful people.
This brings out Kim and ODB. ODB says that maybe they can't touch them, but she can put her hands all over those big old fake fun bags all she wants. ODB and Gail shove them down and they brawl. Sky and Love bail and they blur Love's top, as she may have been exposed. Don't blur that shit you need all the ratings you can get. ODB calls them hookers without customers for the night, and then says they will meet later tonight and also promises that one of them will assume their favorite position, flat on their back.
-JB is with AJ. He goes to find Booker T and he and Kurt cross paths. He asks if he has talked to Karen, AJ says no and Kurt says to keep it that way. AJ goes to meet with Booker and asks about being his partner. Booker asks who he is and asks if he has a pass to be back here. AJ says he has held all the titles and is a decorated champion, and Booker BERRIES HIM; asking if he beat JB for those titles. Booker says he is not giving autographs and tells AJ to leave. Ouch.
-In the back with Joe and Nash. Nash holds the title as Lauren asks about the tree-way and tonight's tag match. Joe says he and Nash saw it coming and he welcomes it. He is counting the days, because he loses competition and destroying people. They will also discover he loves being the champ. Nash says not to forget the money, the money Joe.
Deuces Wild Tag Team Tournament Match: Eric Young and Kaz vs. LAX (Homicide y Hernandez) w/Salinas
Hernandez and Eric to begin. Lock up and to the corner they go, an Irish whip, Lair corner flip by Eric, back in and Hernandez levels him. Kaz tags in, as does Cide and they lock up, side headlock by Cide, off the ropes and a headlock take down by Kaz. Cide escapes, of the ropes and an arm drag by Kaz. A slam and then a springboard leg drop gets 2. Off the ropes, an atomic drop and dropkick by Kaz connect. Blind tag by Hernandez, he flies in with a shoulder block. The ref didn't see it and misses a roll up by Cide. Hernandez tags in, neck breaker by Cide and then the catapult in the lariat and back splash by Cide. Hernandez with a bear hug now. Kaz works to escape, forearm shots and off the ropes, a boot and the Mexican Back Breaker is countered and rights by Kaz. Off the ropes and a springboard and Hernandez catches him, SIT OUT POWERBOMB gets 2! Tag to Cide, head butts to Kaz and then rights follow. Off the ropes, and an overhead toss by Cide gets a cover for 2. Tag to Hernandez, off the ropes and double corner attack and then Hernandez gets a Vader body attack that levels Kaz. Tag to Cide, Hernandez has Kaz on his shoulders and Kaz escapes (sloppily) the super gringo cutter and dropkicks Hernandez. Eric tags in, attacks all and a northern light son Cide gets 2. Hernandez clotheslines Kaz to the floor, after some counters Cide gets a roll up on Eric for the win.
Winners: LAX @ 5:30 via pin
-Eric is upset with himself and Kaz is pissed that they lost. They knuckle up with LAX and show respect after the bout. Cide has the mic and calls out Hector Guerrero to the ring, because they got something to say to him. After a commercial break Guerrero is in the ring and Cide says to look at him because he is talking. They studied tapes of the Guerrero's and his brother Eddie. Cide says they have respect for Eddie and they wanted to be like him and the brothers; Mondo, Chavito, Eddie and Hector. Cide says they respect the whole family, and especially him. At Sacrifice, they want him to be in their corner to guide them to greatness, the tag team titles. Guerrero asks if he wants the Guerrero family fame and knowledge? At Sacrifice they will take the titles home! They shake. Tenay and West actually shut up during that entire thing until the end when it was time to talk.
-Traci is with Cornette and h says he can tolerate her, and he will think about her proposal. Morgan is here and says they know what he can do. He want sin the eight man group for the tag tournament. Cornette says Morgan will have to wait until later like everyone else. Kip James attacks Morgan as retaliation from last week, and security fills the office.
-Angelina Love and Velvet Sky shake their asses while they walk. I APPROVE.
-JB is with AJ, looking for a partner. AJ goes to Kevin Nash and he is with Christy Hemme. He is discussing her dreams of kinkiness. She promises to rock AJ later, in the tag match. AJ asks Nash about being his partner, AJ says there is big money there. Nash says it is with the champ, and AJ says Joe is the champ. Nash agrees and leaves. At least he knew who AJ was.
ODB and Gail Kim vs. Angelina Love and Velvet Sky
ODB mocks the entrance of Love and Sky, tremendous. ODB and Love to begin, and Love is OFFENDED by ODB's presence. They shove each other, ODB gets a slam and then slams the face of Love into the mat. Sky and Kim tag in, Sky spears her and chokes her out. To the corner, Kim avoids her and then gets a clothesline. A dropkick and then a slam by Kim. Love nails her, and distracts her enough to bring ODB in. Kim tries the lucha run up arm drag, but Love trips her up and Kim gets crotched. Sky slams her down and we head to a commercial @ 2:05.
We are back from commercial @ 5:20 as Love is in control of Kim. Love slams her head repeatedly off of the mat, slaps ODB and then as the ref is distracted Kim takes a double team beat down. Kim manages a roll up in the corner for 2. Another roll up for 2, but then takes a clothesline. Love covers for 2. Off the ropes, Kim reverses and they then double clothesline each other. Tags to ODB and Sky. ODB cleans house on both Sky and Love. Cross body by Love, caught and ODB gets the sack of shit slam and kips up. Sky on the attack, but ODB takes control with the 2nd rope Thesz press for 2. Kim tosses Love, ODB escapes the necktie slam and gets a running powerslam on Sky for the win.
Winners: Gail Kim and ODB @ 8:20 via pin
-After the match Love tosses ODB and attacks Kim. Kim fights back, ODB in and they shoot her off the ropes, but Love escapes. And now Roxxi is out and attacks Love! She tosses her back in and Love is in trouble. They all take turns beating on Love, and then Roxxi gets the VOODOO CRUSHER! ODB offers her a drink from the flask and she takes it!
-JB is with Storm and Roode. Roode reads the paper while Storm and Jackie drink. Hilarity ensues due to James Storm. AJ is here and still needs partner. He offers Storm "grandpa's cough syrup" and Storm declines, and then calls Karen a skank. Roode gets involved and says there are two of them and only one of AJ, since Tomko is gone. Roode declines tagging with AJ and tells him to go and bug someone else. Storm and Jackie take all the beer and AJ is a sad panda. JB sees someone enter the room, and AJ asks him to be the partner and he apparently agrees.
Deuces Wild Tag Team Tournament Match: The Rock & Rave Infection (Rave and Hoyt) w/Hemme vs. AJ Styles and Super Eric
AJ and Rave to begin. Off the ropes and a side headlock by AJ. Off the ropes and AJ with a backdrop. High knee drop and a cover for 2. Tag to Super Eric, and Rave runs to his corner for a tag. Hoyt in and Super Eric tries a shoulder block and nothing. The same the second time, goes for #3 and gets a flying forearm that takes Hoyt down. AJ tags in, Super Eric back in as well and they get a double hip toss. AJ looks happy and covers Hoyt for 2. Hoyt with rights, tag to Rave but he'll eat the sweet dropkick buffet from AJ. Hemme distracts AJ, and says he is with Karen. A slam on Rave is countered, then AJ manages rights but Hemme trips him up and Rave gets an STO that turns AJ inside out. Hoyt tags in, cross body by AJ caught and Hoyt slams him down after playing air guitar on his ass. Rave in now and they double elbow AJ and then double drop elbows and a cover for 2. AJ fights out of a neck crank, PELE to Rave! Diving tag to Super Eric, he cleans house. Off the ropes and takes Rave to the corner, gets Hoyt and then tries a double DVD, they stop it and AJ is in to even the odds. Rave tries his wacky arm bar, Super Eric stops that, RANA by AJ to Hoyt and then an Enziguri to Rave, DVD by Super Eric to Rave and that is all.
Winners: AJ Styles and Super Eric @ 5:30 via pin
-AJ and Super Eric pose and celebrate.
-Team 3D, LAX, Cage and Rhino and Super Eric and AJ have all qualified.
-Sting is here to say this place is a Looney bin. Sting says the business changes people, and that egos take control. That was useless.
-Back form commercial and Tenay and West discuss the innovative TNA matches. At Sacrifice, we will see a new innovation. THE TERROR DOME~! A mixture of the cage match and ultimate X, apparently 30-feet high.
Daizee Haze vs. Cheerleader Melissa
Lock up and a takedown by Melissa. Go behind by Haze, headlock takedown and she has control as of now. Melissa gets to her feet, escapes with an arm bar and side headlock. Elbows by Haze, off the ropes and a shoulder block by Melissa. Off the ropes again, hip toss blocked and an arm drag by Haze. Head scissor by Haze connects, and this ANGERS Melissa, who tosses her across the ring. Chops by Melissa and then a hair toss across the ring. Snap suplex by Melissa and a cover for 2. Haze counters a backdrop suplex, chops now and Melissa just kills her with a forearm. Heart punch by Haze, off the ropes, her kick is countered and Melissa gets the KUDO DRIVER and that is all.
Winners: Cheerleader Melissa @ 2:40 via pin
-TO THE BACK as Lauren is with Steiner and Petey. Steiner says all men are NOT created equal. He is a freak, and Joe's chances of winning drastically go down. He has a 66 2/3 chance of winning. Yeah. Dear lord he is confusing. I lost it here, he is doing some new fucking math here. The numbers apparently don't lie, 43% of the time. Steiner calls Joe a fat ass and says that he will win the title.
Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner and Petey Williams w/Rhaka Khan
It's good to see Angle wearing kneepads, that dude misses too many moonsaults to NOT wear them. Ask Muta. Petey and Joe to begin, Joe starts kicking his ass with jabs and chops, and then sidesteps a cross body try. Chops and kicks to Petey, knee drop off of the ropes and he tags in Angle. Uppercuts by Angle and then a short-armed clothesline gets 2. Drop toehold by Petey and then the dropkick to the back of Angle. To the corner and Steiner tags in. Chops in the corner by Steiner and Angle is down. Off the ropes, Angle avoids a clothesline and gets an overhead belly to belly on Steiner. Tag to Joe, head butts to Steiner and then jabs. Eye poke by Steiner slow Joe down, and he slams him to the corner. Chops by Steiner, off the ropes and a reversal and corner splash by Joe. Petey blind tagged in and gets a missile dropkick to Joe. We'll head to commercial @ 3:25.
We're back from commercial @ 6:40 and Steiner gets a clothesline, elbow drop and pushups. Petey tags in, rights to Joe, off the ropes and Joe gets an atomic drop. Steiner knees Joe in the back and Petey levels Joe with a spin kick and covers for 2. Steiner tags in and gets a chinlock. Joe escapes, but Steiner gets an overhead belly to belly on Joe and covers for 2. To the corner, chops by Steiner and then an Irish whip, charges in and…STJOE~! Petey grabs Joe's hair and slams him down, which means BOTH men are down in the ring. Tags to Petey and he eats a boot as he dive sin on Joe. Tag to Angle…NO! Joe flips off Angle and starts beating down Petey. Flapjack on Petey, ENZIGURI to Steiner. Jawbreaker by Petey, but Joe back with a snap slam and gets 2 as Steiner saves Petey. Angle tosses Steiner, and then attacks Joe! Joe levels him with a kick, and then gets the MUSCLE BUSTA on Petey for the win.
Winners: Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle @ 10:40 via pin
-After the match Angle gets a GERMAN on Joe, and then locks in the ankle lock. Steiner chases Angle away with the steel pipe and then lays out Joe. Steiner celebrates with the TNA World Title.
-TO THE BACK and JB is with Cornette. He plans to go out there and SHOCK the world!
-We get replays of what happened in the main event.
~CORNETTE ANNOUNCES THE EGOTISTICAL EIGHT~
Cornette has the tag titles in the ring and says that four tag teams have qualified, and four more will be made up of the eight individuals he brings out now.
1. Matt Morgan
2. Kip James
3. BG James
4. James Storm
5. Booker T
6. Robert Roode
7. Sting
Cornette begins to talk and realizes that there is not 8 people out there. He has one more announcement to make, one that will make history. the 8th person is the TNA Knockout's Champion…AWESOME KONG~!
-End scene…
Remember to send your thoughts on the show for the 4R's!
The Sting promo wasnt useless, its doing its part (as well as the way Booker is
acting) in putting Booker over as changing into a more ego driven heelish
character.
Posted By: james (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Hahahahaaaa... Bookah Berries AJ Styles..
Posted By: Tooker B (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:16 PM
First time I've seen Melissa go in the ring. Even though the match was too
short, she managed to impress. I hope we see less of the burkah, and more of
the cheerleader.
Posted By: truthsayer (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:17 PM
I didnt watch it but if Booker BERRIED AJ as bad as this report says then fuck
him
Posted By: Tony (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:22 PM
Tonight was actually very entertaining. I really enjoyed the show, it was much
better and much more excitng and action-packed then last weeks show.
Posted By: Guest#7268 (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:23 PM
Watched my first ever TNA Impact tonight. I gotta say, really boring and really
crappy. It reminded me of the Senior PGA Tour. All these old guys that used to
be in the PGA (WWE) and now they are in this smaller crappier thing that nobody
watches, unless your me and your DVR lost all or your Thursday night shows and
you have to watch television's equvilant of a vomit.
By the way, this Somoa Joe guy, he really isn't what all you people. He looked
like a six foot tall baby that looks like he should be loading boats on some
dock rather then being a professional wrestler. Meaning the guy needs to go on
a diet or get a personality.
Posted By: Darth James (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:23 PM
If James Storm doesn't win the World Title by end of the year, i will quit
watching TNA..
Storm owns your soul.. Fuck u booker T for berrying all TNA talents.. Atleast
AJ has won titles, unlike yours truly..
Posted By: Hector Garero (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:35 PM
For comparison, I'd love to see WWE put on a tag tournament. Maybe we could see
Miz Morrison vs Yang and Moore for the 1000th time?
Posted By: D-Steak (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Who comes up with these characters? I think Melissa would be better as some
kind of Warrior Princess dress her up like Xena that would be hot. That other
chick look like she could be a female ultimate warrior type. Come American
Gladiators have better characters......... Decent show though
Posted By: Shane (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:42 PM
I think Melissa came up with her character. She was using it long before her TNA
days.
Posted By: Anthony (Guest) on May 01, 2008 at 11:52 PM
I still love the Dicotomy of Cheerleader Melissa (The uber american) / Rashia
Saeid (The Syrian)
I definately wonder what they are going to do with that. If only we had been
given a Cheerleader Melissa CURBSTOMP, then I would have been truly happy
Posted By: Joshifan (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 12:03 AM
Did TNA forget that Aj was TNA from 2002 to 2006? Did TNA also forget that
Booker T has been feuding with Robert Roode while Aj has been main eventing?
Posted By: John (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 12:05 AM
Wow, Darth James, just wow...
just wow.
Posted By: bighustle (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 12:21 AM
Geeze John, can TNA form a new storyline? Can TNA turn Booker T heel by having
him bury guys like AJ Styles? Can TNA do anything without being scrutinized
for it? Can fans just sit back and watch where the show is going before they
jump to conclusions?
Lol at the new fans suggesting that TNA make gimmicks based off of WWE guys
while we here have been resisting that idea for months. What a dyconomy
Posted By: bighustle (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 12:25 AM
This Impact was pretty damn entertaining. The matches could've been longer but
the ones that were on were action-packed. I'm not a fan of this whole Deuces
Wild crap, just give the belts to LAX or the MCMG (or any other hard working
team) already. This entire tournament is tieing down talent that could be used
in solid single feuds. How is Matt Morgan supposed to get over this way.
Please TNA, start focusing on your singles feuds once again, then you will have
a kick ass product.
Posted By: The GT Shaman (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 02:20 AM
I want Math Class with Scott Steiner.
Maple leaf muscle is who you look up... Holla if you hear THAT!
Posted By: Guest#4607 (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 04:06 AM
66 2/3? I guess that means he has a two thirds chance of winning despite being
one third, which would give Joe and Angle only 16.6% each, or half a third.
Stay off the crack, children.
Posted By: T.G. Corke (Registered) on May 02, 2008 at 04:20 AM
Steiner math promo for the win!
Posted By: Andy (Registered) on May 02, 2008 at 04:28 AM
I'm sighting an AJ face turn!
Posted By: AZ (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 05:52 AM
I wouldn't have as much of a problem with the tag tournament if it wasn't eating
up so much damn time. Not only is it dominating Impact, it's almost the sole
draw for Sacrifice, and it's gonna take up well over half the card.
Bighustle, turning someone heel by having them intentionally burying another
wrestler is incredibly counterproductive. Heels work when they're all bluster
and no trousers. Havign Booker belittle a guy who's a;ready portrayed as
uber-goofy, a guy who Booker's already beaten in singles competition, is
totally unjustified. And having Nash bury the tag titles, even if it was to
foreshadow Nash's eventual turn on Joe, was just as dumb.
Also, Awesome Kong being treated as a main-eventer alongside the men is
just....wow. Way to make the women's title seem irrelevant.
Posted By: Ian (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 07:08 AM
WOW! Darth James.
What part of the WWE do you work for again?
It's pretty sad that the WWE has to send employees on to great internet
websites and have them bury TNA to make themselves feel good.
Posted By: Daniel (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 07:18 AM
Why are wrestling fans so ignorant?
We have the stereotypical TNA fans who think they know everything, yet all they
are are jilted WWE fans who know nothing else about wrestling but a few insider
terms.
and then we have the people trying to be all smart and bash TNA who have been
living under a rock and don't know that Melissa is Raisha Saeed, and bash her
gimmick that she has been using for over 5 years like TNA gave it to her.
Ignorance.
Posted By: Guest#1137 (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 08:01 AM
so there were 2 women's matches which both sounded pretty decent and the main
event shocker/bombshell was Awesome Kong getting into the tag tournament?
Bizarre but interesting in a train wreck sort of way.
Posted By: JMASCORPIO (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 08:50 AM
darth james, go back to sucking on vince's lightsaber.
Impact was very entertaining tonight. Booker T is well on his way to a heel
turn, and having the Cheerleader Melissa/ Daizee Haze match (while short) was a
great way to introduce even more talent from SHIMMER.
It's too bad the WWE has no idea how to build up a tag team or women's division
properly, they should take a look at TNA. When's the last time a tournament for
the tag team titles was deemed main event worthy? I like Hector's interaction
with LAX. Hopefully they will win the tournament and regain some momentum they
had back in 2006.
The fact that Awesome Kong is in the tournament alone is going to be worth
getting the PPV!
Don't really know why they're bringing out the Terrordome though.
GT Shaman, that's why TNA needs another secondary title so guys like Roode,
Morgan and Storm could get an opportunity to have a run with a championship and
build a worthwhile feud.
Posted By: Orlando (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Wow this PPV is turning stupid.
Deuces Wild Tournament, Triple Threat, A Britney Spears Makeover match and
TerrorDome. Can anyone see whats wrong with that picture??
Your not getting a cent from me this time TNA!
Posted By: Spike (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 11:40 AM
TNA is at least trying to do some innovative stuff. The promo by Steiner was
priceless. It sounded like Lou Albano double-speak. I'm glad Guest 4607
included Petey-Pumps new tag line also since it was left out of the recap. By
the way it sure seems hard to be a fan of both WWE and TNA by the sound of the
comments on here but since I am a Wrestling fan, I am a fan of both, enjoying
parts of each and not enjoying other parts of each.
Posted By: Charlie (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 12:40 PM
ANGELINA LOVE NIPPLE SLIP some one most post!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: random person (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 01:16 PM
alright, tna is making it's way people, they just got on primetime tv and wwe
has been on for YEARS. TNA is not there yet but they are on the way. I don't
believe booker buried AJ because they had everyone else turn him down before he
got to eric young. Booker just turned him down like everyone else.
Posted By: cj (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 01:19 PM
am I a bad person for marking out so hard over Awesome Kong?
Posted By: Jamal (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 01:20 PM
another thing, people always complain about former WWE guys being in
TNA,.....let's look at WWE's world champions, Undertaker and Triple H----both
started in WCW, the main reason why they beat WCW, steve austin---started in
wcw then ecw, and don't let me get on the roster, there are countless guys that
never started in the wwe but they are making it work and there should be no
problem with that
Posted By: cj (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 01:27 PM
So, what guy will have to sell for Kong? Stupid move TNA! Your going to kill
some poor guy that will have to sell for her, and she can't legitly compete
with those guys!
STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: The Truth (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 01:41 PM
cj, yes Booker T turned down AJ styles like the rest. But the difference was
that Booker pretty much said that AJ was a nobody and the titles he had won
didnt mean shit.
Reminded me when The Rock said "Who in the blue hell are you?" to
Booker T. Pretty much destryoing everything Booker T had going for him.
That was a stupid thing to do. AJ came off as a total nobody. And made it even
worse when he didnt argue about it.
Posted By: Spike (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 02:08 PM
KONG is (kayfabe) 6' 275 pounds.
who can't sell for that?
Granted, I don't expect Morgan to be taking any big bumps from her, still, TNA
has built her into acrushing machine, destroying everything in her path, be it
other knockouts or MALE TMA referees.
She's sawed through pretty much everyone that she's faced.
It was kind of the same thing with JOE's first foray out of the X-division and
his feud with Steiner.
Did JOE "only" being the monster of the X-division, mean less when he
went into the heavyweights?
no.
It's not like TNA put Gail Kim into the tournament.
Posted By: scipio2009 (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 02:40 PM
kip and bg james are you kiding me cmon tna release them allready
Posted By: Guest#8131 (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 03:12 PM
scipio2009, Yes, Kong is big, but not Lesnar big, Batista big or Lashley big.
Kong is just King Kong Bundy big! It's not muscle, so why should any guy sell
for a really fat female wrestler!!!
STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: The Truth (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 06:24 PM
whos going to sell for kong? kip and bg god willing. those two serve no purpose
along with black reign. they get no cheers or jeers they serve no purpose
whatsoever.
Posted By: Guest#7241 (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 06:38 PM
The emergence of Heel James Storm is my new favorite character of the last
couple of years.
Posted By: Buck I (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 07:08 PM
ok, i missed out where booker was talking about aj's title reigns, that's not
cool
Posted By: cj (Guest) on May 02, 2008 at 08:10 PM
I cant believe nobody commented on the best part of the show.
Don West(during LAX match)- "He hits the drive-by! Because that's what
happens when you snitch."
Wow. Just . . . Wow.
Posted By: Official Manhugger (Guest) on May 03, 2008 at 12:08 AM
