411’s CHICK FIGHT TV Report 5.06.08
Posted by Larry Csonka on 05.06.2008
Cheerleader Melissa and Daizee Haze rock your face!
Introduction:
I am back again for another edition of CHICK FIGHT TV! We only have one match scheduled for today, as Daizee Haze debuts for CHICK FIGHT to face the defending champion Cheerleader Melissa! Sit back, relax and I hope that you enjoy today's show!
Matches from the CHICK FIGHT VI Tournament
San Francisco, California
September 1st, 2006
They tell us that Allison Danger defeated Frankie. Thanks for letting us see that match MAV TV. Wait, you didn't.
Cheerleader Melissa vs. Daizee Haze
Cheerleader Melissa is the defending CHICK FIGHT V champion, while Daizee Haze is making her CHICK FIGHT debut. They circle and play to the crowd a bit, lock up and Melissa takes Haze to the corner and they break. The commentators attempt to make pot jokes, and fail. Side headlock takedown by Haze, but Melissa with a head scissors to counter that. Haze counters out of that into a cover for 2. Haze back to the headlock, keeping it simple thus far. Melissa to her feet, but taken right back down by Haze. Melissa works for the head scissors again, Haze stops that and they go back to the feet. Haze holds on as Melissa tried to shoot her off the ropes, Melissa then tries a back suplex, but Haze keeps the hold and rolls them both back to the mat. Rights by Melissa, off the ropes, drop down by Melissa and Haze drops back into the side headlock. She's a tricky. To the feet, Melissa with a wristlock counter and really rips at the arm. Haze rolls, kips up and escapes back into the side headlock. We'll head to commercial @ 4:30.
Back from commercial @ 6:40, Haze transitions to the arm bar now but Melissa counters, takes control and drops a hard elbow. Melissa works the arm bar, but Haze BITES her hand and gets a roll up for 2. Melissa slams her down and applies the hammerlock on the mat, Haze rolls out with a great transition to a hammerlock, and another roll into a front facelock. Melissa counters a DDT, Haze hits hard and Melissa starts to work the left leg of Haze. Drops the elbow to the knee and wraps the leg up. Haze counters into a dragon sleeper, but Melissa escapes into a cover for2. A roll up by Melissa for 2 and then another roll up for 2. Front facelock by Melissa, Haze with rights and back into a hammerlock. Full nelson by Haze, changes to a snap mare and then gets a surfboard. She works that into a roll up for 2. Melissa back to the head scissors and we head to a commercial @ 10:50.
Back from commercial @ 12:30 and we see Haze escape with a headstand into the side headlock again. Melissa counters into a seated butterfly hold, really cranks it but Haze manages to get to her feet, sweeps the legs and gets a roll up for 2. Off the ropes and a flying lariat by Haze. A dropkick by Haze connects and then forearm shots to Melissa. Off the ropes, reversal and a head scissors by Haze and Melissa rolls to the floor. Melissa takes her time, Haze then chases and as they get back in Melissa catches her and gets the CURB STOMP~! 1…2…NO! TO the corner they go, Melissa chokes her out and then repeated kicks to the head of Haze. We head to a commercial @ 17:00.
We are back from commercial @ 18:30, a snap mare and headlock by Melissa and then a cover for 2. Melissa tosses haze to the floor, follows and Haze is whipped chest first into the railing. Forearm strikes by Melissa, but Haze fries back and gets a RANA! Haze then whips Melissa to the railing, kicks her in the face repeatedly and then back in the ring to break the count. Haze goes up top…and gets a HUGE CROSS BODY onto Melissa! They brawl on the floor, trading shots, Melissa takes haze down, slides her under the guardrail and applies a surfboard from that! Melissa breaks the count, back to the floor and Haze fires back with leg kicks. Chops now by Haze, and then by Melissa. Melissa unloads with chops and then tosses Haze into the crowd. We head to a commercial @ 23:30.
We are back from commercial @ 26:00 as they are brawling in the crowd. Melissa grabs Haze in a wheel barrel and slams Haze into half of the chairs in the building. That had to suck. Melissa lays a chair in her face and then grinds it in with her boot! Haze manages to reverse a whip and sends Melissa into a pile of chairs. They brawl into the bleachers and up into the cheap seats. Haze tosses Melissa into and through a door! Haze drags Melissa back towards the ring, they brawl to the seats and then Melissa whips Haze into and over the railing. We are back ringside, and Haze slams Melissa to the floor. Melissa is pissed and firs back with forearms, and back into the ring we go. Haze sneaks a roll up for 2. Melissa lays the boots to her and we head to a commercial @ 30:40.
We are back from commercial @ 33:00, KUDO DRIVER countered and they trade forearms again, Haze to the 2nd rope and gets a boot, up top and gets a missile dropkick! 1…2…NO! Heart punch blocked and Melissa gets a backdrop driver! 1…2…NO! Melissa goes for the stomp again, but Haze gets a roll up for 2. Kudo Driver countered, forearms by Melissa and an Irish whip sends Haze to the corner hard. Melissa MISSES the corner forearm, both ladies go up top now…rights by Haze, then by Melissa, Haze up and a SUPER RANA connects! Haze misses a Yakuza, electric chair countered and a RANA is blocked as Melissa pulls her back up and powerbombs Haze into the corner! They both land forearms and drop each other. They fight to their feet, charge and collide with forearms again and both ladies are down. They trade shots from their knees, and we head to a commercial @ 37:40.
We are back from a commercial @ 39:50 as they are trading from their knees still, chops by Melissa and then rapid fire forearms by Haze. Melissa returns the same! Crazy brawling as they roll from each other's guard. Melissa kicks her away, they work to their feet and a boot by Haze into a cutter! The bell rings. WAIT, they get 5-more minutes. Haze gets a roll up for 2. Another roll up for 2! Chops by Melissa, off the ropes and Haze with a crucifix, Melissa fights and gets a Samoan Drop (SHE ISN'T EVEN SAMOAN~!) for 2! We'll head to a commercial @ 43:45.
Back @ 45:30, Melissa slams Haze to the corner and then gets an Irish whip, charges in with the forearm strike! Haze is down, Melissa drags her back in and covers for 2 as the time expires again.
Winner: Time Limit Draw @ 46:22 (Actually 35-minutes) This was a tremendous match, showing tons of great wrestling, fun brawling and really putting Haze over in her first appearance with the war with Melissa, who not only won CHICK FIGHT V, but has been in all five of the tournaments. It got a bit slow in the middle, but overall an excellent match.
Rating: ***¾
-Allison Danger will get a bye into the finals due to the draw. Danger is out now and takes photos with the trophy. Tremendous. Wait a moment, the commissioner has changed the ruling, since Danger was being such a bitch, and instead of a bye, Danger will have to face Haze and Melissa in a triple threat match in the semi-final round!
The Semifinals will now be:
-KAORU vs. MsChif
-Daizee Haze vs. Cheerleader Melissa vs. Allison Danger
The 411: This was easily the best edition of the show to date. A great match highlighted the entire show, and the draw and ruling for a triple threat was a nice change to what we have seen thus far. This gets a big thumbs up from me!
