411’s CHICK FIGHT TV Report 5.11.08
Posted by Larry Csonka on 05.11.2008
Three former CHICK FIGHT champions appear in this episode!
Introduction:
I am back again for another edition of CHICK FIGHT TV! The good news is that we're still on track, as in this episode we finish the quarterfinals of CHICK FIGHT VII, and then move onto the semifinal round! It's a pretty stacked episode as far as the talent goes.
This episode will feature:
*CHICK FIGHT IV Champion MsChif!
*CHICK FIGHT V Champion Cheerleader Melissa!
*CHICK FIGHT VI Champion Daizee Haze!
The opening round that we have seen already was fine, if a bit disappointing, but let's see what they can do here. I hope that you enjoy the latest episode of CHICK FIGHT TV!
Matches from the CHICK FIGHT VII Tournament
Norfolk, England
January 14th, 2007
I am bound to offend someone here but oh well. We have one of those crappy small British rings with ropes so loose that they would scare Tito Santana in 1986.
Quarterfinal Match: Daizee Haze vs. Skye
Commentary hypes that Skye was the first woman from the UK to get offered a tryout with WWE. They then mention that Haze is an easy-going flower power child that likes pot. That's some investigative shit right there. They stall a bit at the beginning, play to the crowd and finally lock up. Wristlock by Haze, cartwheel escape by Skye into a hammerlock. Haze gets a headlock takedown, and we head to commercial @ 1:15.
Back @ 3:22 as Skye works to her feet, counters into a wristlock and takes Haze back into a bridge, Haze powers up and tries to power Skye down and does. Skye counters quickly into a full nelson, but Haze counters back to the side headlock. Skye gets a single leg and then a roll up for 1. Haze back to the arm, whips Skye down and into a surfboard variation. Skye gets to her feet, gets another single leg and into a knee bar. She now works the knee crank, but Haze escapes into a cross arm breaker. Skye rolls it, but Haze maintains control. Skye now goes for the head scissors, but Haze rolls through into a cover for 2. Haze applies the rolling butterfly lock now as both ladies are using some god mat wrestling and counters here. To their feet, backslide by Haze but Skye rolls all the way through into a front facelock. Skye gets the necktie and leans back with the knees in the back of Haze, who then rolls through into a necktie of her own. We'll head to commercial @ 7:45.
Back @ 9:50 and Haze gets a yakuza kick to the back of the head and covers for 2. Skye with a vertical suplex and body scissors. She gets a full nelson as well, and then the Iron Maiden (Full Nelson with the legs) but Haze is able to slip out. An Irish whip, corner clothesline by Skye, snap mare and a leg drop gets 2 for her. Back to the chinlock now to keep Haze grounded, Haze works to her feet but Skye clubs away at the back. Goes for a slam by Haze counters into the DDT and BOTH ladies are down. They get to their feet, trade forearms center ring, Haze then unloads and gets a clothesline. Haze up top…MISSILE DROPKICK! She covers for 2. Heart punch misses, Skye counters the mind trip and gets a roll up for 2. Fisherwoman's suplex by Skye gets 2. Haze counters a DVD into a roll up for 2. Off the ropes, reversal and HEART PUNCH~! YAKUZA by Haze and that is all!
Winner: Daizee Haze @ 15:00 via pin Some really great wrestling here and a fun last few minutes make this a really good match. This is the first time I have seen Skye, and I was impressed.
Rating: ***¼
Semifinal Match: Cheerleader Melissa vs. MsChif
Side headlock by MsChif, takedown and I am noticing that she is very bad about calling moves. She tries to use her hair to cover, but it is very obvious here. Melissa with a head scissors, MsChif rolls and escapes back into the side headlock. Rights by Melissa, she escapes and off the ropes and a roll up by MsChif for 2. Rights by MsChif, off the ropes and Melissa blocks a clothesline and slams MsChif down with an inverted pump handle slam. Slaps by Melissa, clubbing shots to the back now and a snap mare and cover for 2. We head to commercial @ 2:30.
Back @ 4:20 as Melissa delivers forearms, MsChif fires back with some of her own and then gets a back elbow. Rights in the corner by MsChif, and now works a camel clutch and has a 15-second conversation with Melissa. Really, you need to cover that more sweetie. MsChif then rolls into a cover for 2. Knees by Melissa, and then stiff knees to the head of MsChif. Damn. Irish whip, counter and Melissa hits the corner hard. Double stomp to Melissa in the corner, and then MsChif kicks Melissa to the floor. She follows, slams her to the apron and then applies a surfboard on the floor. They brawl around ringside, MsChif in control and then slams Melissa to the apron again. MsChif then whips Melissa into the stairs. MsChif back in the ring and allows the ref to count and we head to a commercial @ 8:25.
Back @ 10:45 and MsChif hits a moonsault off of the apron! They trade forearms on the floor, and now brawl to the stage. Melissa gets a suplex and then lays the boots to MsChif. Melissa makes her way back to the ring and in as the ref counts. She then goes back on the attack and gets the reverse cloverleaf on the floor! MsChif is bent in half as Melissa hits MsChif's head with MsChif's own foot! She's bendy. Melissa back to the ring as the ref counts on MsChif. She barely beats the count and then eats forearms for her trouble. Chops by Melissa, off the ropes and MsChif gets a body RANA into a reverse STF. We head to commercial @ 15:00.
Back @ 17:10 as MsChif breaks the hold as her back gives out. Melissa tries an air raid crash, but MsChif gets a sunset flip for 2. Desecrater by MsChif! 1…2…NO! They trade some forearms, MsChif unloads and sets Melissa up for the Obliterator, but Melissa escapes and drops the elbows and covers for 2. MsChif counters a suplex into a roll up for 2. Desecrater try, countered and Melissa scoops her up and gets a running air raid crash for the win!
Winner: Cheerleader Melissa @ 20:00 via pin This was another good match here. The floor brawl spot really slowed it down, but when they were in the ring there was a lot of good stuff happening.
Rating: **¾
Semifinal Match: The Jezebel Eden Black vs. Daizee Haze
We're off with the final semifinal bout. They go to the test of strength to begin, stalemate for a bit and Black goes to the leg kicks. Haze catches a kick, gets a dragon screw leg whip and they gets a hammerlock, but Black will get the ropes. Go behind by Haze, takedown and into the front facelock by Haze. Black reverses and gets an arm bar, but Haze counters back. Black gets a single leg takedown, rolls through a spinning toehold into the Indian deathlock but Haze is too close to the ropes. They'll lock up, side headlock by Black and a takedown as well. Head scissors by Black, Haze escapes and Black back to the headlock takedown. Haze with a leg scissors counter, Black tries the headstand escape, does but Haze gets her down and works an Indian deathlock and butterfly lock, into a roll and cover for 2. Black tries to work the arm, headlock takedown and into a cover for 2. Back to the arm, Haze counters and then gets a single leg takedown, leg drop onto the arm and gets a leg scissors on the arm. Really nice counter wrestling here once again. To their feet, off the ropes and Haze with a knee to the gut. She kicks Black to the floor, follows and chops away at Black. Back in the ring, and Haze with an Oklahoma roll for 2. We'll head to a commercial @ 6:30.
Back @ 8:10 as Haze covers Black for 2. A roll up by Haze gets 2. Drops the leg, into a figure four head scissors by Haze and works it into a cover for 2. Black escapes, but misses an elbow drop. Snap suplex by Haze, rolls through into the inverted butterfly hold and then into a cover for 2. Double stomp by Haze, another and then applies the body scissors. Haze rolls it over into a pinning combo for 2. They trade some chops, off the ropes and a clothesline by Haze levels Black. Haze goes up top, but Black crotches her into the tree of woe. Gets a neck breaker and then a SICK LUNG BLOWER as Haze is trapped in the tree! Dropkick in the corner by Black, and then frees Haze and covers for 2. Snap mare by Black and a stiff kick leads to a cover of 2. Haze tries to battle back with rights, HEART PUNCH and YAKUZA kick connect, but Black rolls to the floor. Haze follows her out, tosses her back in and covers for a close 2. Haze argues with the ref, and as she is arguing Black slaps on the Garden of Eden and Haze has to tap!
Winner: The Jezebel Eden Black @ 13:40 via submission Once again there was some really great wrestling on display. A nice variety of holds and counters that all had good flow. The finish is slightly out of nowhere, but did come off well with Haze's frustration. She hit her finish, but had to retrieve Black from the floor, and only got two. She got caught bitching and it cost her.
Rating: ***
The 411: CHICK FIGHT rebounds in a big way with a great quarterfinal bout and two very strong semifinal matches. There was just a ton of very good wrestling on display, and that makes this one of the better editions of the show.
