411's ECW on Sci-Fi Report 7.22.08
Posted by Michael Bauer on 07.22.2008
ECW gets a new #1 contender who knows all about being extreme!
Welcome to the ECW on Sci-Fi! As always, I am Michael Bauer, your 411 ECW Re-capper. And after this week, I'm off until the 2nd week of August. Be nice to my substitute, he's good people.
Shooting Star Press in the opening video… sweet! And tonight, we have a Fatal Four Way for a shot at Mark Henry at Summerslam.
Teddy Long in the wing and he has a shiny and ugly title belt next to him. He is here to present the new title belt to Mark Henry. He then comes out with Tony Atlas and is all smiles. Atlas has a microphone and is happy that they received this title in the original home of ECW. He says this is a new ECW and that the title has prestige and credibility. Tony says Mark is a champion to be proud of, unlike those who hold on to yester year like Tommy Dreamer, He then brings out Colin Delaney, who turned his back on Tommy Dreamer. Colin shakes hands with both Tony and Mark before taking a mic. Colin goes into the "why did I do it routine?" Colin says he got nothing out of being friends with Tommy except an asskicking every night. He was tired of being a laughing stock. He saw Tony in Mark's corner on Sunday and Tommy Dreamer… a washed up loser. Colin says Tommy is the past and he joined the program by dumping Dreamer. Teddy Long interrupts and says that Tommy Dreamer is the future and books a match between Colin and Dreamer tonight! Tony wants to talk and Teddy is done talking. He wants a referee as the match starts now!
Colin Delaney vs. Tommy Dreamer
Dreamer looks hot enough to fry and egg on his head. HA! Tony and Mark wish the kid luck and leave the ring as we head to commercial.
We are back and the bell rings. Colin tries to run and gets dropped on his head. Colin gets tossed half way around the ring. Colin slips to the outside and Tommy follows. Colin thrown into the ring and he catches Tommy coming in and Colin gets a huge burst of offense with a bunch of kicks. Tommy with a kick to the gut to end it. Colin in the Tree of Woe and Dreamer connects with a huge basement dropkick. Colin gets drilled with a pumphandle suplex. Colin begs off and Dreamer brings up before planting him with a DDT for the three count at 2:56.
Winner: Tommy Dreamer
Backstage, Miz and Morrison call last Sunday "Black Sunday" as they were never pinned to lose their titles. Morrison says The Miz will defy the odds and win this Fatal Four Way this week. Miz tells Morrison to not sell himself short either. They wish each other luck in a language I can't understand.
Back from the break and Chavo Guerrero is on the way to the announcer's table with Bam Neely.
Evan Bourne vs. James Curtis
We see highlights of Bourne defeating Chavo last week. Chavo blames the wedding as a distraction. The bell rings and Evan with a hammerlock. Curtis with a go behind and Evan reverses into a grounded arm bar. Bourne spins around and rolls into a true armbar. Curtis with a kick to the gut and he throws Bourne into the turnbuckle. Bourne lands on his feet off a snapmare and hits a nice dropkick. Hurricarana connects for two. Evan goes back to the arm. Evan ducks a clothesline in the corner and tries a monkey flip, but Curtis holds the ropes to counter. Curtis hits a back suplex and gets a two count. Curtis pulls back on the neck and switches into a neck twist. Evan breaks with punches, but gets clubbed. Evan flips out of a suplex and kicks the legs of Curtis. Even comes off the ropes and hits a jumping thrust kick to the face. Evan with a jumping rana and a low dropkick. Bourne heads up top and hits the shooting star press for the three count at 3:44.
Winner: Evan Bourne
Bam and Chavo enter the ring looking to strike, but Bourne just runs around and slips out of the ring as Tazz and Mike make up ten million nicknames for Evan Bourne.
Backstage, Finlay talks to Hornswoggle about the match tonight and how close he is to the ECW Title. Who needs luck when you have a shillelagh? We go to a break on that line.
The Raw Rebound goes over the clusterfuck known as the Raw Title picture.
Backstage, Tiffany is talking to Ricky Ortiz. Teddy Long says his hear used to look like his. Ricky has catchphrases and nicknames that he wants to run by Teddy. Teddy reminds Ricky that he only has had one match. Teddy says that next week Ricky will get a chance for two and zero.
Back to the ring and Adamle leads us into a video package for Mike Knox.
Backstage, Matt Hardy puts over the main event for tonight and how much of a huge opportunity it his for him. He says that losing the US Title gives him the opportunity to kick in the door and go on to Summerslam. We head to another break.
#1 Contendership Fatal Four Way – The Miz vs. John Morrison vs. Finlay (with Hornswoggle) vs. Matt Hardy
The bell rings and Miz stands by Morrison. Miz goes for a quick rollup and gets nothing. Matt starts with elbows to Morrison and Finlay pounds The Miz. The former tag champs get dumped to the outside. Finlay and Matt lock up and then stare down. Finlay with a clothesline to Matt. Matt whipped to the corner, gets a leap over, and lands on the ring apron. Matt decks Finlay with a right, but gets dropped on the apron by Morrison. Miz back in to attack Finlay in the corner, but Finlay with a huge clothesline. Matt and Morrison keep battling in the opposite corner. Finlay with a huge bodyslam on Miz and Matt gets an axe handle off the second rope on Morrison. John gets the advantage back as Finlay gets a roll up on Miz for two. Matt Hardy with a backslide on Morrison for two. We head to a commercial at 3:56.
Back at 7:40 as Miz hits a back elbow on Matt. Morrison with a neckbreaker on Finlay. Finlay reverses a pinfall and hits a headbutt of Morrison. Finlay slugs away on Finlay until Morrison stops it. Matt Hardy comes from behind and drills Morrison. Miz stops Matt from getting a pin. Finlay rolls up Miz, but Miz kicks out. Small package by Matt broken up by Morrison. Finlay locks in a Fuji armbar on Morrison and the referee gets lost going back and forth. Morrison gets thrown shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Miz and Matt collide and both men kick out at two following pin attempts. Finlay to the outside, Morrison tries to rush, but stops as Finlay pulls the apron. Morrison hits a low dropkick. Finlay dumps Morrison into the crowd and gets a soda thrown at him. Miz follows out to help out and grabs Finlay. Morrison slugs Finlay and stands on the apron, dropping the elbow on Finlay, while on Miz's knees. Morrison and Miz back in the ring to double team Hardy. Hardy drilled with a double gutbuster. Miz hits a snap suplex and Morrison goes for a small package, but Matt kicks out at two. Morrison and Miz argue and Matt gets a roll up for two. Miz with a clothesline and Matt Hardy whipped into the corner. Morrison runs into an elbow and Miz misses the splash. Side Effect by Hardy gets two on Morrison. Finlay back in and hits a Celtic Cross, but the pin is broken up. The action breaks down, with near falls all over the place. Matt hits a bulldog on Miz with a clothesline on Morrison. Finlay hits a leaping splash on Matt Hardy but gets two. Hornswoggle jumps on the ring apron and Finlay decks Miz with the shillelagh. Morrison hits a kick to the head from the ring apron and leaps at Matt, but leaps right into a boot to the gut. Twist of Fate connects and Matt Hardy gets the three count at 16:56.
Winner: Matt Hardy
Mark Henry comes to the stage to stare at Hardy and hold the title over his head.
you mean a tv match actually had plenty of time??!?!?! im in shock....
Posted By: foghorn leghorn (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:14 PM
Does anyone know who James Curtis is? Did he come from OVW,FCW,or somewhere else? He looks familiar.
Posted By: greggagnesucks (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:20 PM
"They wish each other luck in a language I can't understand."
Morrison:Your not welcome at the Palace of Wisdom, till you learn to UNDERSTAND.
Posted By: Dead Beat (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:22 PM
Lol "farm raised jackal".
Posted By: MMM (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:33 PM
The four way was different from most other four ways and I just loved it.
Posted By: DANIEL BALDWIN (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:36 PM
James Curtis = the former KC James of 2006 Smackdown fame.
Posted By: Matt Cage (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:42 PM
"Teddy Long in the wing and he has a shiny and ugly title belt next to him"
I thought he was in the ring but I might be wrong. :)
Posted By: DocH78 (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:44 PM
James Curtis used to be KC James.
Also that Morrison/Miz promo deserved more love because of the "free range jackal" line alone.
And finally that main event was one of the best TV main events I've seen in along time.
Posted By: Joe Roche (Registered) on July 22, 2008 at 11:47 PM
Morrison coat is farm raised jackel! That man is a genius!
The new title is swank. I thought Teddy was debuting the new TV championship but I'll take it.
The main event was great and Bourne is just awesome on so many levels.
Posted By: Jackson (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:51 PM
The new belt is sexy tbh.
Posted By: Michelle (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:54 PM
Am I the only one who think we need a Super Crazy/Evan Bourne "Bourne Crazy" tag team
Posted By: Dan Torkel (Registered) on July 22, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Man, the new Title is ugly.
Posted By: SEGA (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:59 PM
"Does anyone know who James Curtis is? Did he come from OVW,FCW,or somewhere else? He looks familiar.
Posted By: greggagnesucks (Guest) on July 22, 2008 at 11:20 PM"
He did a few jobs this past Winter and Fall. He also was in a tag team on Smackdown! for a brief while under the name KC James.
Posted By: Brian (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 12:00 AM
@greggagnesucks
Wow... I read the results and said "Who the fuck is James Curtis?" Sounds like another bland WWE name they gave someone.
Let me guess its Colt Cabana.
Posted By: The Fuj (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 12:12 AM
Just wiki..
James Curtis was KC james, former tag guy in WWE in '06 "The teachers' pets" w/ McCool trying to be Ms. Hancock.
He tagged with Idol Stevens, another bland OVW guy.
Posted By: The Fuj (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 12:15 AM
Does anyone know who James Curtis is? Did he come from OVW,FCW,or somewhere else? He looks familiar.
Aside from plenty of time jobbing on ECW, the previously-mulleted James Curtis (as K.C. James) was part of a short-lived Smackdown! tag team with Idol Stevens. The duo was managed by Michelle McCool, who was doing a heel teacher bit.
Posted By: Big Daddy Matty (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 12:15 AM
Love the design on the new ECW title...although I know a firestorm of bitching is coming.
That said, it is interesting to note the huge "WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT" banner on it, floating above the ECW logo, and that the belt happens to be silver, as opposed to the two gold belts on Raw and Smackdown. Conditioning? You make the call.
Funny that Chavo is once again feuding with a guy who uses the Shooting Star Press as a finisher after Billy Kidman nearly scrambled his brains with it six years ago. I wonder if he tensed up before Bourne hit him with it last week. Less chance of mishap here, though, in all honesty. I've never seen anyone execute that move so cleanly and consistently.
Additionally, the main event kicked seven shades of ass. Hope Matt Hardy wins at Summerslam and goes on to feud with John Morrison.
Posted By: BJC (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 12:27 AM
Colin Delaney kind of reminds me of Steve Corino when he first showed up in ECW with the little nothing body and stereotypical jobber aura, that if he's given a shot, could really be something.
Posted By: Thechosencowboy (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 12:43 AM
Apparently when Finlay hits an uppercut, Mike Adamle calls it an "undercut".
Posted By: stickied (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 01:27 AM
the new ecw belt looks like the gong show belt
Posted By: Guest#0707 (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 02:33 AM
Best episode of ECW in a long time.
The main event was hot, and I actually kind of dig the belt. It's not gold, which means it is different from the two other big belts. Plus, if that belt were gold, it would look way too much like the TNA World title.
I am even interested in a Chavo Guerrero feud for one.
When did the WWE wake up and realize it was time to mix things up? Put new people in the spotlight, because I love it.
Posted By: DSJ (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 02:55 AM
I think they're going to have Colin be the WWE's version of Bobby Dempsey.
Posted By: Mark Salmela (Registered) on July 23, 2008 at 03:18 AM
Come of the bitching people. You hated on the other ECW title, 'cause it looked like a secondary title, now they change it, (and I think it looks sweet, BTW) and you still bitch. Gimme a break.
Posted By: -Z- (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 05:10 AM
the new ECW belt looks a LOT better than that stupid backyarder-made "wrestling" belt piece of SHIT that was the old belt. That thing was a fucking JOKE and anybody who prefers is is a stupid ass mark who needs to go back to the fucking pit of despair known as the 1990's.
Posted By: David Burcham (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 06:47 AM
Morrison: "look at that hat"
Miz: "i know, a playmate gave it to me. Look at your $3000 jacket, is that rabbit"
Morrison: "no, its farm-raised jackyl. Gotta protect the population"
Posted By: setobakura (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 07:25 AM
The new ECW title reminds me of the old NWA United States title - the original "10 pounds of Silver". It looks a little cheap at the moment, but the leather has yet to be broken in. I'm digging this new design, since the old one looked a bit crappy.
Plus they look to have added a nameplate to this belt! Hurrah!
Posted By: Gothekain (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 07:53 AM
I dislike the new ECW belt for many reasons, but the main thing I hate about it is that it is silver. Sometimes it can be good to do something different. In my personal opinion, title belts are never the place to do that. Everybody talks about going for the gold, trying to win the gold. Who the Hell aspires to win the silver? Obviously WWE wants to just scream "WE CONSIDER ECW OUR C BRAND!!!" Could they make it any more obvious?
I kind of find it really funny, too, that they put a big "World Wrestling Entertainment" banner on the main plate, and WWE logos all over the belt. They are finally just coming out and admitting it. This isn't ECW, it's just WWE Jr.
Posted By: RavenEffect (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 09:15 AM
I disagree, the new ECW Title belt is nice...it's better looking than any of the other belts they have....
Posted By: Froze (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Great show last night. Really enjoyed it.
Posted By: Greg (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Morrison is awesome. And I gotta say, the Miz is coming into his own.
I thought James Curtis looked a little like Jericho. Anyone else?
I don't like the belt, it really should be gold. But then it would look better than the belt HHH is holding, and we can't have that.
ECW needs another title for guys like Miz and Bourne. Miz should be the first holder fo the TV title, it would fit his character perfectly. Plus look at all the other guys who could use somethign to fight about, Burke, Bam, Mike Knox, Super Crazy, Colin Delaney, Ricky Ortiz, and Chris Harris. Not everyone can be world champ.
Posted By: DC (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Thanks for your help on the J. Curtis thing guys.Actully Idol Stevens wasn't that bad. If they kept him thay could've put him in a stable with Morrison & The Miz.
Anyone else find that grin on Henry a little disturbing. Like a guy who gets his monthly check and cant wait to get a half pint.
Posted By: greggagnesucks (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 01:48 PM
i think james curtis is cassidy james
Posted By: the guy (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 04:25 PM
ecw was at philadelphia and there were no nunzio no super crazy and stevie ???
Posted By: Guest#1468 (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 04:34 PM
I find it hilarious that anyone can criticize the new ECW belt, oh TITLE (sorry Vince). That piece of crap spinner belt still lives and you complain about this? One thing's for sure, it will look great on Matt Hardy in four weeks.
Posted By: Shockmaster (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 07:01 PM
So some people are complaining about the new title because it's SILVER? I don't see the logic in that.
Posted By: William (Guest) on July 23, 2008 at 08:01 PM
"Teddy Long in the wing"
Looks like Bauer's been studying at the Elmer Fudd School of Writing