411’s WWE Raw Report 10.20.08

Posted by Larry Csonka on 10.20.2008

In the main event Batista dominates the latest Adamle Original, elsewhere the Miz and John Morrison defeat Kofi Kingston and CM Punk and when you hear the glass, watch you ass because STONE COLD STEVE HAASTIN is in the house!


WWE RAW: 10.20.08

-Cole and The King welcome us to the show and Kelly Kelly makes her way to the ring.

-Candice, Jillian and Katie Lea come to the ring as well. Jillian "sings."

Kelly Kelly and Candice Michelle vs. Jillian Hall and Katie Lea

Kelly attacks her and stops the "singing." Kelly and Hall to begin, sloppy back flip spot and a clothesline by Kelly gets a cover for 2. Snap mare, tag and a double elbow to Hall. A whip to the corner, Candice sidesteps and stun guns Hall off of the top rope. She does her wacky submission in the ropes, and Lea kicks her to the floor. Lea tags in and tosses Candice back in, cover for 2. Seated abdominal stretch by Lea, Candice to her feet and elbows out. Lea then gets a Urinage into the back breaker, and covers for 2. Tag back to Hall, to the corner and the handspring elbow by Hall gets 2. To the corner, Candice elbows Lea, head scissors (sort of) to Hall and tags in Kelly. She runs wild with clotheslines, head scissors follow and then to the corner. A boot by Kelly, 2nd rope cross body and a cover for 2 as Lea breaks that up. Candice in, dumps Lea and then breaks up a pin try by Hall. Fameasser by Kelly gets the win.

Winners: Kelly Kelly and Candice Michelle @ 4:00 via pin

-King and Cole hype Cyber Sunday and we get clips from last week's Raw.


~RAW…IS…JERICHO~
World Champion Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring. He then goes to the floor and demands that Lillian announce him as the World Champion. She does and he takes the mic from her and returns to the ring. Jericho says that there is a lack of respect and he should never have to tell Lillian how to announce him. He is the world champion, and she needs to say it as much as possible. But the disrespect has gone to the locker room and it has spread like a virus to the crowd here tonight. YOU SUCK CHANTS for Jericho. It is pure disrespect. Somehow they think he will lose at Cyber Sunday, and he also says they shouldn't have the choice of who the referee is. Even Mike Adamle is disrespecting him by making the stipulation. The list is a joke. Orton, HBK and Stone Cold. It's a joke and not fair to him as the champion. Adamle has forgotten who he is dealing with and so have we. He was the first undisputed champion after he beat Rock and Austin in the same night. He then beat four of the biggest stars on Raw, Punk in a cage match and the HBK is a match he was supposed to win. He did all of that because he is the best. And after he defeats Batista, we will have to admit that he is the best and most dominate champion in years.

Batista now makes his way to the ring to further disrespect Jericho. Batista asks if Jericho is seriously demanding respect. He says both that and Jericho's hair are a joke and that you earn respect. But if Jericho wins at Cyber Sunday (chuckle by Batista) he will earn a lot of respect. But until then, PUH-LEASE stop whining and shut your mouth, or he will shut it for him.

Mike Adamle now is out and says to save it for the PPV. Right now he will discuss respect. Their performances tonight will deserve who earns respect. They will both face the same three guys in a gauntlet match. In a gauntlet match, yes he repeated himself. It will be different, unpredictable and it will be another Adamle original. Batista and Jericho stare down and Jericho slaps him and bails.


-We see highlights of HAAS HOGAN from last week!

-JBL makes his way to the ring. He gets the mic and says that it is character assassination to compete against a "has been" impersonator. He is a man of dignity and wealth. He is rich. This isn't sing along with JBL, you listen to him talk. The rich will become richer, and the poor will become, that would be you, become poorer.

-THE GLASS BREAKS!

-STONE COLD STEVE HAASTIN!

-STONE COLD!
-STONE COLD!
-STONE COLD!

-STONE COLD STEVE HAASTIN checks his watch, and JBL says he has got to be kidding. WHAT! Who do you think you are? WHAT! You've lost your mind. EH EH! STONE COLD STEVE HAASTIN asks for a hell yeah, and JBL says Haas, nor Austin could NEVER lace his boots.

JBL vs. STONE COLD STEVE HAASTIN

Thesz Press! Elbow drop and then rights by STONE COLD STEVE HAASTIN. He beats JBL down and stomps the mud hole in him and walks it dry! Stunner stopped, big boot by JBL. Clothesline from hell and that's all.

Winner: JBL @ 1:00 via pin

-JBL gets the mic and say that is the bottom line, because JBL said so!

-Rey walks.


-We get a Mike Knox video package.

Rey Mysterio vs. Snitsky

Snitsky still has a job? No shit. He gets a WWF Superstars little box promo, and we're off. CLUBBERIN TIME from Snitsky, and then turns a head scissors into a side back breaker. Elbow drops by Snitsky and a cover for 2. Snitsky slams Rey to the corner, lays the boots to him and backs off. More kicks by Snitsky, a whip and then misses a boot as Rey ducks. Rights by Rey, springboard into the seated senton. Double stomp off of the top rope by Rey. They basically blow a RANA spot, Snitsky sells, 619, splash off of the ropes and Rey wins. I wish Snitsky well in his future endeavors.

Winner: Rey Mysterio @ 2:00 via pin


-We get a John Cena video package.

-Miz and Morrison get the mic and want to let us all know that we can vote for them to compete at Cyber Sunday. He voted for Tofu Tuesday's at his school and got it. They are more Fabulous than the Freebirds, more Legendary than the Legion of Doom and better than DX. They then mock DX a bit, "ARE YOU 50? NO I SAID, ARE YOU 50?" Well then, we got 2 words for you, BE JEALOUS!"

CM Punk and Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz and John Morrison

Morrison and Punk to begin. Lock up and a go behind by Punk. Takes Morrison to the mat, Morrison gets to his feet and then elbows out. Tag to Miz and lefts to Punk. Off the ropes and Punk with an Enziguri. A tag to Kofi, off the ropes and they work over Miz with kicks and Kofi covers for 2. Kofi works the arm, off the ropes and a duck under and dropkick by Kofi. Miz to the floor, back in and then Punk tags back in. Kicks to the gut of Miz, one to the face and Punk covers for 2. Tag back to Kofi, double suplex on Miz, they get Morrison and then toss him to the floor onto Miz. Miz slides back in, Kofi then gets a cover for 2. Punk tags back in and gets a boot to Miz, flying forearm follows and a cover for 2 by Punk. Clubbing forearms by Miz now, to the corner and a reversal, Kofi nails Miz, tags in and delivers uppercuts to Miz. An arm drag and a cover for 2. Kofi works the facelock, off the ropes and a monkey flip by Kofi. Misses the corner mount and Morrison levels him with a leaping kick. Morrison tags in and delivers mounted rights to Kofi. Kofi tries to fight back in the wrong corner, northern lights suplex by Morrison gets 2. Morrison then locks in the chinlock, and we head to a commercial @ 6:00.

Back from commercial @ 8:00 with Morrison still in control over Kofi. Tag to Miz, who stops a tag by Kofi and he then works the chinlock. Kofi works to escape, gets to his feet and elbows out. Clubbing shots by Miz, to the corner and Kofi sends him to the apron and then Miz slams Kofi down. Catapult into the slingshot elbow combo by Miz and Morrison, which gets a cover for 2 as Punk makes the save. Morrison works the chinlock again, into the dragon sleeper now but Kofi fires up and escapes. Off the ropes and a boot by Kofi, rights to Miz and then rolls Ricky Morton style for the tag to Punk! Spinkicks, rights, slaps and a high kick to Morrison. Corner knee of doom into the bulldog by Punk. Something is off with the springboard clothesline spot as they seemed to bail halfway through, they recover, Kofi sent to the floor and Punk gets the GTS on Morrison, Miz blind tagged in though and rolls up Punk for the win.

Winners: The Miz and John Morrison @ 12:00 via pin

-Adamle and Jericho talk. Jericho says he should be respected as a champion like Rogers, Hart and Hogan. Adamle is working to get him that respect tonight.


-Did you know…that I don't give a flying fuck about all of these, "did you know" things?

~Wacky Santino~
Santino comes to the ring dresses as Piper Goldust and Honky all wrapped into one with Beth at his side. Seriously. Santino says choosing his opponent for Cyber Sunday looks difficult, but he will make it easy for us. They are all washed up. First of all Rodney the Piper, the Hot Rod isn't a hot bod. Piper's Pit should be Piper's Ponch. It looks like Piper has been out of gum for a while, two words, SUGAR FREE. And then there is Golden Dust, he shattered the American Dream Joe the Plumber's Dream. His career has flamed out. "Oh no you didn't! Oh yes I did." And then there is the Honky Donkey Man. He has pork chop side burns, eats pork chops and combs his hair with pork chops grease. He made a career out of impersonating the king, and not Jerry Stupid Lawler. Stupid. The King Elvis, who dies on the toilet while pinching off the career of the Honky Donkey Man.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan then makes his way to the ring. Speaking of washed up, Duggan looks like he needs a bath, hot meal and a bus ticket to somewhere. Duggan says Santino is about to run out of minutes for his 15-minutes of fame. He then calls Santino confused, and while he has seen a lot of flashes in the pan he doesn't appreciate Santino disrespecting his generation. Has he been hanging with Sting? Santino says Hacksaw is sad because he doesn't have a HONK-A-METER! Santino is at 10 weeks, and then says Duggan was never the IC Champion and only won a gold medal in the goodwill games. Duggan says to stand up when he talks, and then says if it wasn't for his boyfriend, Santino wouldn't even be IC Champion. He calls Beth tough guy, and then Santino gets ready for battle. He hands Beth all of his shit, and then says he should give the clothes to Hacksaw before he robs them. EL KABONG goes the guitar on good old Hacksaw. Santino busted his mouth open somehow in there (guitar shrapnel), and then says we will never forget the name of the greatest champion of the Earth, Santino Marella.


-We get a video of some recent international WWE events.

Non-Title Match: Cryme Tyme (JTG and Shad) vs. Simply Priceless (Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase) ©

Rhodes, Dibiase and Manu jump Cryme Tyme and beat their asses. Corner splash by Manu on Shad and the beat down continues. That's a no contest, Roger, over and out.

No Contest

-Dibiase gets the titles and the Second-Generation stars celebrate their success.



-Cole and King hype WrestleMania 25, and then Cyber Sunday.

Here is the current card for the WWE Cyber Sunday PPV:

- WWE Title Match: HHH © vs. ???
The WWE Universe Picks the Opponent: Jeff Hardy, Vladimir Kozlov or Jeff Hardy AND Vladimir Kozlov

- World Title Match: Chris Jericho © vs. Batista
The WWE Universe Picks the Referee: Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels or Steve Austin

- ECW Title Match: Matt Hardy © vs. ???
The WWE Universe Picks the Opponent: Mark Henry, Evan Bourne or Finlay

- IC Title Match: Santino Marella © vs. ???
The WWE Universe Picks the Opponent: Goldust, Roddy Piper or The Honky Tonk Man

- Pick a Tag Team Match
The WWE Universe Picks the Match - World Tag Team Title Match: Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase © vs. CM Punk and Kofi Kingston or Cryme Tyme vs. The Miz and John Morrison or Jamie Noble and Mickie James vs. William Regal and Layla

- Kane vs. Rey Mysterio
The WWE Universe Picks the Match: Falls Count Anywhere, No Holds Barred or 2 of 3 Falls Match

- The Undertaker vs. The Big Show
The WWE Universe Picks the Match: Last Man Standing, I Quit, or Knockout Match

- Diva's Halloween Costume Contest
The WWE Universe Picks the Winner

-Adamle is in the ring to hype up his Adamle Original.

Adamle's Original Gauntlet Match Spectacular: Batista/Chris Jericho vs. William Regal w/Layla, Mark Henry w/Tony Atlas and Kane

They brawl, off the ropes and a spinebuster by Batista. Batista bomb and that is all in under a minute.

Chris Jericho now gets to face Regal. Regal struggles to get to his feet, Jericho demands he stand and he does. CODEBREAKER by Jericho and that's all.

Jericho now starts with man #2, Mark Henry. Jericho charges Henry, fails and then tries the walls and gets tossed to the floor. Jericho back in, clothesline by Henry and he then beats Jericho down in the corner. Henry gets the corner splash, but then misses a splash, lionsault by Jericho gets 2. Jericho undoes the turnbuckle pad, and then grabs the belt and as the ref tries to fix the turnbuckle, Jericho uses the belt and is DQ'd at 2:30.

Batista in, rights by Batista and then the spinebuster, that's all in under a minute.

Jericho has to begin the final part, against Kane. They go to commercial.

Back from commercial and Kane covers Jericho for 2. To the corner, and Kane continues the beat down. Rights by Kane in the corner, but Jericho attacks the knee of Kane and lays in the kicks. Jericho then slams the knee off of the steel post, Batista apparently doesn't approve of this strategy. Kane back with an uppercut, but Jericho with the single leg takedown and tries the walls, countered and rights by Kane connect. A clothesline, to the corner and a splash by Kane, side slam follows and Kane then misses the elbow drop. Codebreaker countered, Kane up top now and Jericho crotches him. Jericho up top with Kane, clubbing shots to the back and Jericho goes for the superplex, countered and he is tossed off. Kane flies in with the clothesline and covers Jericho for 2. Kane looks for the chokeslam, Jericho escapes and then gets tossed onto the top rope and then to the floor, a miscue there. Batista makes sure Jericho doesn't escape, Kane basically MISSES the big boot as Jericho ran by and sold it anyway, and then Kane pins Jericho.

Batista spears Kane and pins him. YAY, what the fuck did I just watch?

Winner: Batista

-Batista reminds Jericho that he only has 6-days until Cyber Sunday and then celebrates.

*End Scene…