411's ECW on Sc-Fi Report 11.04.08
Posted by Michael Bauer on 11.04.2008
Matt Hardy has a new #1 contender, but who will be the one to face the Champion next week on ECW?
Welcome to the ECW on Sci-Fi! As always, I am Michael Bauer, your 411 ECW Re-capper and I am in mourning for the non existence of Evan Bourne on this program for the next months.
Todd Grisham and Matt Striker at ringside and we go straight to the ECW Champion and he normal loud ovation!
Non Title Match - Matt Hardy vs. Bam Neely
Chavo Guerrero is not with bam after the casket match on Halloween. The bell rings and the lockup ends with bam shoving off Matt. Matt gets a headlock, Bam lifts him up, and Matt brings with him down in the headlock. Bam reverses and gets Matt in the headlock after a knee to the gut. Bam off the ropes and a shoulder block. Matt hits a huge hip toss and a clothesline for two. Matt back to the headlock, but Bam shoves him off and kicks Matt in the back. Bam with a pair of body slams and a two count. Bam gets a leg drop into another two count. Matt locked in a chin lock by Bam, he gets up, and gets Bam to walk into an elbow after the irish whip. Bam catches Matt off the second rope and hits a Bossman Slam for a two count. Bam with a suplex attempt, but Matt reverses into a neck breaker. Matt drops bam on the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker for a two count. Matt hits an elbow off the second turnbuckle and a side effect for another two count. Matt holds his back as he goes to Bam, but Bam shoves him back into the turnbuckle. Matt gets the boot up on the charge and hits a tornado DDT for another two count. Bam catches Matt heading up top and hits a superplex, getting a two count himself. Bam grabs Matt and tries to put Matt on the top rope, but Matt gets his feet up, spins around, and hits the Twist of Fate! The cover and it is over at 5:20.
Winner: Matt Hardy
Match Rating: **1/4 Kinda short to mean anything, but Bam looked motivated. Matt comes off looks like an underdog who got lucky though and I don't think he should be booked that way.
After the bell, Finlay and Hornswoggle come out and dance on the stage, before we go to commercial. When we get back, Finlay says that he is out there because he is the one person matt Hardy has not defended the title against. Finlay says that this is a challenge and Matt said he knew it would come. Mark Henry stops the proceedings and says that there is no way that Finlay should get his title shot. Finlay stops Mark Henry's spiel because nobody wants to see him get another shot. If the people did, he would get more than 4 votes for Cyber Sunday. But Mark and Tony were two of them. Matt stops and says he also voted for him, so at least one person voted for him. Mark says all he wants from Matt is his title match. Mark then says Finlay has never beaten him without help from his shillelagh or Hornswoggle. Teddy Long comes out to stop it all. He says that Matt Hardy will defend the title next week against the winner of Mark Henry and Finlay tonight.
Oh… and the Boogeyman is coming…
Ricky Ortiz vs. John Davis
We don't see Ortiz in weeks and this is who we come back to him facing? The bell rings and they sort of shake hands. John starts pounding Ortiz with clubs to the back. Ortiz punches Davis in the face and whips him off the ropes, hitting a dropkick. Ortiz misses a corner charge, but blocks a suplex and hits one of his own. Ortiz drops John with another version of a suplex. Ortiz to the second turnbuckle and hits a shoulder block. Ortiz signals… The Big O! Ortiz gets the cover and improves to 6-0 in 1:20.
Winner: Ricky Ortiz
Match Rating: * Ortiz doesn't have a match in weeks and comes back to face a jobber. It was very short and doesn't want me buying a Ricky-O Rally Towel.
We get highlights of Evan Bourne's injury last week. He has torn ligaments in his ankle and he will be out at least four months. As the commentators where Matt Sydal competed would say… EPIC FAIL!
Back from the break and Jack Swagger comes out with an even bigger smile and even more of a swagger. He has a table in the ring with weapons on it. On the mic, he says Dreamer was bragging about his 19 year career until he lost to Jack last week. Jack says that Dreamer has done nothing in that time except get beat with a cane by The Sandman, asking for more pain. Jack says he was trying to prove how tough he was after losing and that hasn't changed. Tommy did win a match and become ECW Champion. Jack brings out the old ECW Title… old just like Tommy Dreamer and his 30 minute title reign. Jack throws the title in a trashcan and brings out a picture of his real life wife. He talks about Tommy's daughters and asks how does it feel to be married to a failure, saying their kids will be failures. He says that there is hope by finding a role model like himself. He says he will let those kids look up to him… and Tommy Dreamer rushes the ring. Jack grabs the trashcan, but Dreamer boots it right back into his chest. Dreamer cracks Jack with the kendo stick and Swagger bails. Striker compares Jack's experience to having the new Guns and Roses single. Once you get it, you might not want it. Ouch!
Back from the break, it is the Raw Rebound, celebrating the "800th" episode of Raw, featuring the Cage Match in which Chris Jericho brought home the gold again. Jericho vs. John Cena at the Survivor Series in his hometown. That should be something.
Winner faces Matt Hardy for the ECW Title Next Week – Finlay (with Hornswoggle) vs. Mark Henry (with Tony Atlas)
The bell rings and they circle around. Finlay plays a little duck and chase and tries to lockup. Mark Henry shoves him off twice. Finlay circles around and tries to just club away on Henry, but Finlay walks into a headbutt. Finlay gets back to his feet and Henry finally traps Finlay in a corner, but Finlay fights back with tons of punches until he gets shoved off. Finlay on the apron and he hits a shoulder to the gut. Finlay tries again, but Henry gets a knee up. Back in the ring, Finlay stays near the ropes and fights back, but Henry again stops the momentum with one strike, sending Finlay in the corner, Finlay whipped hard, but he gets the boot up. Henry blocks a punch from Finlay and stomps away as we go to a commercial at 3:40.
We return at 8:05 as Mark Henry decks Finlay with a right hand. Mark clubs with crossfaces to Finlay and goes back to work on the arm, using the rope to his advantage before standing on the arm. The ref asks Finlay if he wishes to continue. Mark Henry comes over and Finlay uses his good arm to strike, but Henry clubs him again. Finlay gets thrown shoulder first to ring post and Henry gets a two count. Mark Henry with an arm wrench on the weak left arm. Finlay uses his right hand to break out, but he runs off the ropes and into Mark Henry's shoulder. Mark Henry gets a two count as Hornswoggle looks upset. Finlay gets locked up into the rope while backed in the corner. Mark with an arm wrench and another club to the face. Mark Henry stands on Finlay in the corner and misses a really bad looking attempt at a Bonzai Drop. Finlay starts kicking the leg of Mark Henry until he gets thrown out of the ring. Tony Atlas tries to gets involved and he gets clocked by Finlay. Finlay drops Henry throat first on the top rope. Atlas tries to get in the ring, but the ref stops him. Hornswoggle comes off the top rope and Henry catches him. Finlay sweeps the leg and gets a two count. Henry kicks Finlay off and chases the midget. Finlay cuts him off and Henry drives his back into the ring post. Finlay and Hornswoggle rolled into the ring and both avoid a huge splash from Mark Henry. The ref is distracted again and Finlay grabs the shillelagh, decking Henry over the head. Finlay makes the cover, the ref comes over, and Finlay is the #1 contender at 14:42.
Winner: Finlay
Match Rating: ** I didn't like this match as much as I thought I would. It was very slow for most of the match, including the "fastest" part of the ending. Finlay again can't win without some Irish wood and lead and Henry again is made to look like a bitch.
Posted By: Davy (Guest) on November 04, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Swagger's promo was FRICKEN AWESOME! He'll be a WWE champ in a year I predict.
Posted By: Greg (Guest) on November 04, 2008 at 11:53 PM
glad someone agrees with me about finlay.seriously if your suppose to be this irish bad ass why do u cheat to win.i hate finlay
Posted By: a yo (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 12:02 AM
I understand when Finlay uses the shillelagh on bigger opponents like Henry but when he uses it in every freaking match it pisses me off.
Posted By: this guy (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 12:15 AM
Wow even in the game demonstration in SvR 09 on ECW tonight DX still gets to bury Morrison and Miz.
Posted By: Angry Gamer (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 12:23 AM
What kind of inbred fuck would watch this instead of the election coverage. That's like taking a shit while Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.
Posted By: Guest#2165 (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 12:31 AM
Seriously. Isn't that why we have DVR.
Posted By: DocSarpolis (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 12:50 AM
Finlay Rules!
I crudded myself!
PEACE!
Posted By: leBOMB (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 01:54 AM
What kind of inbred fuck would watch this instead of the election coverage. That's like taking a shit while Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.
Yet you have time to post this negative crap, good try hypocrite!
Posted By: Voice of Reason (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 02:08 AM
I think you mean while LOUIS Armstrong walks on the moon.
Posted By: Vermilion Saugerties III (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 02:43 AM
"That's like taking a shit while Neil Armstrong walked on the moon."
And this line was instantly more amusing than the election coverage AND ECW.
Posted By: Sam! (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 02:47 AM
Oh shit! The election was tonight? damn. I was too busy watching ECW....haha
Posted By: Guest#3798 (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 03:01 AM
In the wrestling world, an Irishman beat an African American.
In the political world, an Irishman was beat by an African American.
Posted By: ahmedjohnson (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 03:32 AM
I totally forgot to watch it. I was too busy watching the political beatdown.
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 05:51 AM
i usually dvr ecw and tna, then wait until the recap the next day to decide if i'm going to watch it or not. this weeks installment looks interesting enough, and the rise of jack swagger seems to be coming along nicely. i wasnt that impressed with him at all until last weeks match against dreamer. hopefully they'll put him against some bigger names down the road, i'd like to see what he's capable of outside of dreamers limitations. (and that wasn't a shot at tommy, i'm an oldschool ecw fan. he's just not the most technically sound wrestler on the roster, and i'd like to see what else swagger has to offer against someone more his pace.)
Posted By: Ric Switzer (Registered) on November 05, 2008 at 06:06 AM
I'm glad I have two TVs. :D
Posted By: Michael Bauer (Registered) on November 05, 2008 at 06:46 AM
"What kind of inbred fuck would watch this instead of the election coverage. That's like taking a shit while Neil Armstrong walked on the moon."
You know, whether you watch or not, the result is still going to be the same. Is it really some sort of "patriotic duty" to have to sit through hours of those intolerable hacks at CNN or Fox babble on for hours because there's an election? THANK GOD Stewart and Colbert were on to at least provide entertainment along with the results. So much better than CNN and their fucking holograms.
Posted By: Hawkeye (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 07:53 AM
The crowd seemed pretty bored with Swagger's promo, and he definitely went on too long. It's sort of funny to see how green he is, but there's certainly potential there.
Posted By: Bryan (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 08:00 AM
what the HELL is wrong with Swagger's ear?
Posted By: Tim (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 09:30 AM
No one in the Corner has swagger like us
swagger swagger like us
Posted By: random (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 09:44 AM
@Hawkeye:
If you didn't watch ECW, then the result would be the same as well. That's one weak point. I'd have thought a Korean War vet named after a Founding Father could have done better.
Posted By: Iron Knee (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 10:11 AM
"If you didn't watch ECW, then the result would be the same as well. That's one weak point."
Hawkeye said that already. Why repeat it?
Posted By: Guest#7476 (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 11:45 AM
"@Hawkeye:
If you didn't watch ECW, then the result would be the same as well. That's one weak point. I'd have thought a Korean War vet named after a Founding Father could have done better."
You might have a point except I didn't actually watch ECW last night, I just came here to see the results this morning.
I expected better from a guy named after the biggest long distance trail race in Canada. :)
Posted By: Hawkeye (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 12:41 PM
Well, it's not like Finlay can give Henry the Irish Cross...
Posted By: beezy (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 12:46 PM
"What kind of inbred fuck would watch this instead of the election coverage. That's like taking a shit while Neil Armstrong walked on the moon."
Actually, it's nothing like that. You may have to take a shit regardless of what's going on at the time. You don't HAVE to watch ECW for any reason. What you poorly described is just an example of "bad timing."
Posted By: Brad B (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Wow. Good thing you straightened that one out Brad B. Where would we be without you?
Posted By: Guest#5172 (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 01:54 PM
Swagger sounded like he has a speech impediment
Posted By: William (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 02:09 PM
An hour of ECW with no Evan Bourne, no Miz & Morrison... I want that hour of my life back!
Swagger's okay in the ring, but watching him talk is just too creepy. His tongue antics make my stomach turn. Is he wearing false teeth or something that makes it difficult for him to talk normallY?
Posted By: Tammy (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Is Swagger related to Sylvester the Cat? I was expecting him to say Sufferin' Succotash.
Posted By: Flying Dutchman (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 05:28 PM
I'm surprised no one mentioned Swagger throwing the original ECW belt in the trash can as "the final nail in the coffin of the original ECW."
Since it gets said every month or so, I figured this would be the time.
Posted By: BJC (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Swagger came across as a real a-hole I even wanted to throttle him! That was some real fine Heel work.
The guy looks a bit retarded and generic physically but he has a lot of potential I think.
Nice touch with the 'old' ECW belt.
ECW seems to be exciting that Raw or SD these days.
Posted By: Andrew Barbarash (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 07:05 PM
Ya know, the election lasted for a good 5 hours...ECW lasts one...the final results for the elction came at least an hour or so after ECW concluded....anyone could have easily watched both of these events...so why be a douchebag for no reason at all? Are you another angry Republican?
Posted By: Erik (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 07:25 PM
"Wow. Good thing you straightened that one out Brad B. Where would we be without you?
Posted By: Guest#5172 (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 01:54 PM"
Hey, if I didn't educate you, who would?
Posted By: Brad B (Guest) on November 05, 2008 at 09:55 PM
It never ceases to amaze me that some people just don't get Finlay's character.
Finlay hits his opponents with the shillelagh because he LIKES to hit them with the shillelagh... not just to gain an unfair advantage.
Because he's a mean ol' bastard.
Posted By: David Burcham (Guest) on November 06, 2008 at 05:19 PM
SWAGGER = YOUR AVERAGE ULTRA BLAND GENERIC WWE BIG GUY
Posted By: Mike Mizanin (Guest) on November 06, 2008 at 08:44 PM
What does to be 'green' mean?
Some guy said that about Jack Swagger, that he's green
Posted By: guesthehe (Guest) on November 06, 2008 at 09:20 PM
"What does to be 'green' mean?"
Green = inexperienced
Posted By: Hawkeye (Guest) on November 07, 2008 at 08:11 AM