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411\'s WWE Heat Report 03.25.07 (03.25.2007) - Scott Slimmer

This week there are hot chicks on Heat, and surprisingly, Rob Schneider isn’t one of them.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 03.18.07 (03.18.2007) - Scott Slimmer

I just realized that “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan’s career is alarmingly similar to my love life. Remind me to mention that to my therapist…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 03.11.07 (03.11.2007) - Scott Slimmer

Finally, the Heat Report has come back to 411. Try to contain your excitement.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 02.18.07 (02.18.2007) - Scott Slimmer

Two and a half men debut on Heat, and luckily Jon Cryer isn’t one of them…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 02.11.07 (02.11.2007) - Scott Slimmer

Remember, it’s not whether you win or lose, but how many times you remind people that Raw is on Thursday this week…

411\'s WWE Heat Repot 02.04.07 (02.04.2007) - Scott Slimmer

Wait, six-man action on Heat? Did Lita get a job on the booking committee or something?

411\'s WWE Heat Report 01.28.07 (01.28.2007) - Scott Slimmer

Dr. Ferdinand Rios says that an injury this severe could keep the ring out of action for up to eight months. We’ll have more updates as they become available.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 01.21.07 (01.21.2007) - Scott Slimmer

What, you think Viscera’s squash matches are bad? Just wait until Khali shows up on Heat in a few weeks…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 01.14.07 (01.14.2007) - Scott Slimmer

What kind of morons take two guys called “The World’s Greatest TAG TEAM” and continually books them in singles matches?

411\'s WWE Heat Report 01.07.06 (01.07.2007) - Scott Slimmer

Good-bye Rob Conway, from the young man in the twenty-second row…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 12.31.06 (12.31.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Yeah, Heat really is the only show that could screw up a freaking year end review…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 12.22.06 (12.23.2006) - Stuart Carapola

Wait, you mean that the one week I cover Heat, I don\'t get to watch Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, and Val Venis? Well, that screws my holiday.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 12.17.06 (12.17.2006) - Scott Slimmer

What’s the best part of getting stuck wrestling on Heat? You almost never end up with a ladder slamming into your face…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 12.09.06 (12.09.2006) - Scott Slimmer

What do you want? You want coconuts? Here, I went, I got you coconuts! One coconut! Two coconuts!

411’s WWE Heat Report 12.04.06 (12.04.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Proving once again that rednecks hate men in dresses…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 11.27.06 (11.26.2006) - Scott Slimmer

The reason they’re called the World’s Greatest TAG TEAM is because this is what happens when you put them in singles action…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 11.19.06 (11.19.2006) - Scott Slimmer

This episode’s theme song (sung to the tune of the Barney theme song): “I screw you, you screw me, then we both screw RVD…”

411\'s WWE Heat Report 11.12.06 (11.12.2006) - Scott Slimmer

In the fall of 1997, Earl Hebner called for the bell and awarded the championship to Shawn Michaels even though the champion never submitted. Seem familiar?

411\'s WWE Heat Report 11.05.06 (11.05.2006) - Scott Slimmer

What happens on this week’s episode of Heat? You decide in this special one-year anniversary edition of the Heat Report!

411\'s WWE Heat Report 10.29.06 (10.29.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Leave it to an ECW alum to save the show...

411\'s WWE Heat Report 10.22.06 (10.22.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s “Superfly” Mick Foley! Wait, that can’t be right, can it?

411\'s WWE Heat Report 10.15.06 (10.15.2006) - Scott Slimmer

It\'s never a good sign when Kane wrestles two matches on the same show...

411\'s WWE Heat Report 10.01.06 (10.01.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Val Venis and Rob Conway deliver yet another Heat MOTYC, once again proving that porn stars and perpetual losers really are a match made in Heaven. Just ask the Blue Meanie…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 09.24.06 (09.24.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Okay, there’s seriously like only one legitimate teaser for this episode, and Small already used it.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 09.17.06 (09.17.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Oh, and unlike Small, I actually cover the entire show.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 09.10.06 (09.10.2006) - Scott Slimmer

We’ve got Divas in Heat! No, wait, that should be Divas “on” Heat. Wouldn’t want you to get your hopes up or anything…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 09.02.06 (09.02.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Tag team wrestling is alive and well on Heat! Okay, maybe not “well.” And barely “alive.” More like “on life support” and “waiting for someone to pull the plug.”

411\'s WWE Heat Report 08.27.06 (08.27.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Hell hath no fury like a porn star scorned...

411\'s WWE Heat Report 08.20.06 (08.20.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Don\'t blink, because you may miss the fastest face turn in wrestling history.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 08.13.06 (08.13.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Heat hits rock bottom as Eugene pulls down a jobber’s trunks and takes a bit out of crime, so to speak. Consider yourself warned.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 08.04.06 (08.06.2006) - Scott Slimmer

We’ve got Hulk Hogan, Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels, and the Undertaker on Heat! Yeah, an ECW crowd would crap all over this episode…

411\'s Heat Report 07.23.06 (07.23.2006) - Dan Zurbruegg

Snitsky versus Conway in the main event!

411\'s WWE Heat Report 07.16.06 (07.16.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Heat, meet Umaga. Umaga, meet Heat. I’ll sure you’ll both be very happy together.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 07.09.06 (07.09.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Worst. Heat. Ever. The horror... The horror...

411\'s WWE Heat Report 07.01.06 (07.01.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Shelton Benjamin returns to Heat and has a terrible match, but Rob Conway goes out and puts on a great performance. It’s like Heat in Bizarro World…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 06.25.06 (06.25.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Val Venis returns to Heat and gives us yet another Heat MOTYC. Yeah, porn stars rule…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 06.18.06 (06.18.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Someday I’m going to figure out how Snitsky ended up a face. This, however, is evidently not going to be that day…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 06.11.06 (06.11.2006) - Scott Slimmer

The bad news is that the best part of this week’s episode of Heat is a commercial for the new Dusty Rhodes DVD. The good news is that the DVD looks sweet as all hell.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 06.04.06 (06.04.2006) - Scott Slimmer

I wonder what Carlito did to get stuck on Heat for three weeks in a row. And more importantly, why can’t he make up for it by kissing Vince’s ass like everybody else?

411’s Heat Report 05.28.06 (05.28.2006) - Dan Zurbruegg

Carlito in the main event!

411\'s WWE Heat Report 05.21.06 (05.21.2006) - Scott Slimmer

HO! Either Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Lita makes an appearance on this week’s episode of Heat, but you’ll have to click to found out which one it is.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 05.14.06 (05.14.2006) - Scott Slimmer

If you’re not down with Heat, then I’ve got three words for you: FOOT FETISH FEUD! Wait, that doesn’t look right…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 05.07.06 (05.07.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Todd Grisham is going solo tonight. But enough about his sex life…

411\'s WWE Heat Report 04.23.06 (04.23.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Baby, you\'re money. You are so money, and you don\'t even know it.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 04.16.06 (04.16.2006) - Scott Slimmer

We’ve got the return of former World Tag Team Champions! Relax, it’s really not as exciting as it sounds.

411\'s WWE Heat Report 04.02.06 (04.02.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Who needs WrestleMania when you’ve got Goldust and Snitsky on Heat? Okay, maybe that’s a bad example...

411\'s WWE Heat Report 03.27.06 (03.28.2006) - Scott Slimmer

We’ve got Divas galore! Trish! Stacy! Sunny! Sable! Goldust! Wait, that doesn’t look right… All this plus Small’s farewell letter to his fans!

411\'s WWE Heat Report 03.19.06 (03.19.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Matt Striker seems to be WWE\'s new answer to Samoa Joe. Dude, how sad is that?

411\'s WWE Heat Report 03.12.06 (03.12.2006) - Scott Slimmer

No more Bret… No more Shawn… No more Dynamite Kid… But hey, Snitsky’s back, so it’s all good, right?

411\'s WWE Heat Report 03.05.06 (03.05.2006) - Scott Slimmer

Forget WrestleMania. Screw the Hall of Fame. We\'ve got Bret vs. Shawn right here on Heat.

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