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Dark Pegasus Video Review: Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Bottom Line… (Discs Three & Four)
Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Bottom Line on the Most Popular Superstar of All Time by J.D. Dunn Twitter.com/jddunn411 Facebook.com/jddunn411 This is one of the more famous matches in WWF history, not only for its quality, but for becoming a template for every “anti-hero babyface vs. evil owner” match for the next…well, they’re still doing it. The story is that Vince McMahon hates Steve Austin and doesn’t think he’s an appropriate champion for the WWF image. Mick Foley wound up dumping the Cactus Jack gimmick because the fans started chanting for Stone Cold right as he was recovering from a beatdown by DX, so he also has a problem with Stone Cold. The Undertaker is your special guest enforcer because he’s the only one who A) hates Vince, and B) isn’t afraid of him. The deck is considerably stacked against Austin here, with Vince filling in as the special referee, Pat Patterson in the role of guest ring announcer, and Gerald Brisco as the timekeeper. Vince establishes him right away, counting Austin’s shoulders even though he has one up. Dude’s partial plate falls out, so Austin stomps on it, prompting Lawler to quip, “Dude Love has lost his smile.” They brawl on the outside, but Vince turns it into a No-Countout match. Dude grabs the Love Handle (the Mandible Claw), but Austin slings him into the “hangman” position in the ropes. Dude tosses Austin over the Spanish announce table and chokes him with a power cord, prompting Vince to turn it into a No-DQ match. Austin takes out Brisco while getting out of trouble and then clotheslines Dude over the railing. Brisco would be okay, though. He’s tough. He’s a wrestler. Dude hits a neckbreaker in the aisle, prompting a reminder that the match is (now) a Falls Count Anywhere. Yeah, in case you haven’t gotten the joke yet, McMahon is changing everything on the fly in order to tilt the match to Dude Love. They brawl all the way up near the junked cars set up near the entrance, and Dude gets his sunset flip off a car to the concrete. Sick. Even sicker is his attempt to do the Cactus Elbow off the car to the concrete. Austin rolls out of the way and gets two. His head is busted open, but Austin fires back and beats Dude all the way back to the ring. Patterson trips Austin up from the outside, allowing Dude to hit a clothesline and the Cactus Knee in the corner. It only gets two, so Dude calls for a chair and beats Austin down with it. A Kobashi Driver on the chair gets two, but Austin blocks a charge and SMASHES the chair against Dude’s head. Vince refuses to count, so Austin argues about it with him. Dude sneaks up with the chair, but Austin ducks out of the way, and Dude CLOBBERS VINCE! Oops. Stunner, and a second ref comes down, but Pat Patterson punks him out. Dude grabs the Love Handle, and Patterson tries to replace the ref, but Undertaker destroys him. Same with Gerald Brisco. Austin hits another Stunner and uses an unconscious McMahon’s hand to count the three at 22:25. This match is like the Halloween of wresting matches, where it was so copied that it actually became associated with all of the inferior clones that followed. Accept no substitutes, though. Even if the booking hasn’t aged well, the brawl itself is wild, and the match is an emotional rollercoaster at the end. ****1/4 Undertaker was nearing a heel turn at this point. In fact, Vince Russo wanted them to go into the match as bitter rivals, but they wanted to go with the babyfaces-who-distrust-each-other angle. The summer of 1998 was red hot, especially with the “Highway to Hell” rivalry, and it got both guys over like gangbusters (even more than where they were). The story here is that Undertaker lost the title to Bret the year before and didn’t bother trying to reclaim it because he was fighting Shawn Michaels and then Kane. After finally dispatching both guys, Taker set his sights on the title again, which meant going after Steve Austin. Austin opens with some wrestling, which I bet you didn’t expect. Odd spot as Taker ducks his head for a backdrop, but Austin kicks him. Taker raises his head so fast that he hits Austin in the face, though, knocking him down. Taker hotshots Austin on the top rope. Nice. The flying clothesline puts Austin down again. Taker goes for the ropewalk forearm, but Austin yanks him down and stomps on his ankle. Kane comes down, as it was revealed Kane and the Undertaker had reconciled. The Undertaker tells him to go back to the locker room, though, because the Undertaker was still honorable at this point. Austin clotheslines Taker to the floor and throws his face into the Spanish announce table. Back in, Taker just steps backward to avoid the Stone Cold Stunner and falls over the ropes (cuz he knows he always lands on his feet). Austin follows but gets rammed into the post. Back in, Austin slugs his way back but gets tossed to the floor again. Taker tosses Austin onto the Spanish table. Oh, this can’t be good for the Spanish table. Taker goes up and comes off for a legdrop through the table… but the table doesn’t break! Back in, Taker misses a charge and gets booted in the face. The do a double KO spot that leads to a slugfest. Thesz Press! Taker grabs a waistlock for reasons passing comprehension, and Austin gets a half-Stunner out of nowhere. It only gets two. Taker recovers and hits a chokeslam. Tombstone, but of course that ain’t happening. Austin slips over his shoulder and goes for the Stunner. Taker blocks and crotches him. Taker goes for the ropewalk again, but Austin goes low on the way down and hits the Stunner for the win at 20:50. After the match, Taker hands over the title for now, and Kane returns to stare Austin down. I’m not sure why, but this one didn’t click. Maybe it was injuries or the lack of a cohesive narrative, but obviously these two are capable of more. ***1/2 Rock is on commentary. Mankind is the special guest referee and he gleefully interferes on Austin’s behalf several times. Man, Lawler used to heap the abuse on Michael Cole. No wonder he snapped. Show dominates Austin but doesn’t really know how to do anything outside of be really big. Austin fires back but gets caught in a bearhug. Finally, Austin just grabs a chair and destroys Show with it until he’s softened up enough for the Stunner at 9:29. Austin didn’t do much except take a beating until the end. This was a 180-degree turn from how WCW introduced the Giant. He screws up the cage match for Vince McMahon and quickly gets jobbed out. Probably best in the long run. *1/2 If Survivor Series ’98 is Vince Russo’s magnum opus, then this was his… whatever the opposite of magnum opus is. His Trojan opus perhaps, or maybe lifestyles opus. Anyway, while SS98 built to an entirely logical conclusion, merging storylines and becoming something more than the sum of its parts, this is overbooking at its worst, mixing in Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, the Big Show, Mankind, Shawn Michaels and every referee to ever slip on a zebra shirt to the last match that would ever need it. Rock talks trash right away, triggering the usual Rock-Austin slugfest. No two guys could trade blows quite the way Steve Austin and the Rock could. The brawl goes out into the crowd and back again. Rock hits a Rock Bottom out of nowhere. ONE, TWO, THR-NO! Austin kicks out and grabs a chair. The Rock pulls the ref in the way, though. Rock wears Austin’s knee out with the chair. Austin keeps kicking out, so the Rock gives Tim White the Rock Bottom. Now, Earl Hebner comes in as Austin hits the Stone Cold Stunner. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Vince McMahon struts down as the Rock goes low on Austin. McMahon knocks out Earl Hebner, and the heels stomp a mudhole. Now, here’s Mankind to take out Vince and replace Earl. Thesz Press leads to pummelry, but the Rock hits the Rock Bottom. The People’s Elbow misses, and Austin goes for the Stunner. Rock blocks and goes for the Rock Bottom, but Austin counters that to the Stunner at 16:52. This felt like a Raw main event rather than the culmination of the biggest storyline of the year, and there was a good reason for that – it wasn’t. Austin vs. McMahon continued for several more months, although with a few clever twists. The match was good through sheer force of talent, but this was one of the cases where the booking was something they had to overcome rather than something that enhanced the match. *** From Mania X-7. The peak of the WWE. The set-up to this, which really wasn’t pushed by the WWE, but it’s there in the subtext was that Austin was sidelined by injuries for a year and saw The Rock and Triple H take his spot at the top of the WWE totem pole. Austin felt insecure upon his return and wasn’t sure that he could hang with the big boys anymore. That insecurity was confirmed when he lost an incredible two-out-of-three falls match to Triple H at No Way Out. That explains everything that goes on here. Slugfest to start. The Texas crowd is firmly with Austin. Both guys go for their finishers early, and both guys counter. Austin tosses the Rock to the floor for some brawling out into the crowd. Back in, Austin splashes Rock against the ropes and delivers a superplex. Rock battles back and hits his flying clotheslines, much to the chagrin of the crowd. To the floor again, Austin nails Rock in the head with the ring bell. Rocky is staggered, so Austin pummels the cut and throttles the Rock with his bare hands. No DQ, though. Austin uncovers the turnbuckle pad and stomps Rock down in the corner mercilessly. He turns to threaten the ref, and Rocky explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Big boos for that. It’s amazing how desperately Austin is trying to turn heel using the same tactics as Bret Hart and how much more the crowd hates the Rock for it. Rock tosses Austin into the exposed buckle and hits him in the head with the ring bell. Now, both guys are busted open. To the outside for more brawling, and Austin catapults Rock into the ringpost. Austin grabs the monitor and nails Rocky with it. Both Ross and Heyman point out how desperate Austin is to win the title. Back in, it only gets two. Rock blocks the Stunner and turns Austin over into the Sharpshooter. We get a replay of WrestleMania 13 as Austin powers up, but this time he makes the ropes. Well, Rock is certainly no Bret in the Sharpshooter department. Rock tries to reapply it, but Austin reverses to one of his own. Now, it’s Rock powering out of it and making the ropes. Rock staggers up… right into the Million Dollar Dream! Austin hasn’t used that since it caused him to lose to Bret Hart at Survivor Series ’96. Rock tries the same walk-up-the-buckle counter Hart did, and it nearly garners the same result. Austin has learned from his mistake, though, and lets go of the hold before he gets counted down. Rock reverses a whip and hits a Stunner out of nowhere Now the intrigue sets in as Vince McMahon walks down to observe. Rock hits a spinebuster and the People’s Elbow. ONE, TWO, THR-NO! Vince McMahon pulls Rock off Austin. Whaaaaa? Rock chases Vince around the ring and runs right into the Rock Bottom from Austin. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Austin goes for the Stunner, but Rock shoves him into the referee. No ref, so Austin goes low and calls for Vince to nail Rock with a chairshot. The fans are finally coming around and booing. Vince tosses Earl Hebner back in to see Austin’s cover. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Austin grabs the chair and hoists it overhead to do Rock in once and for all, but Rocky pops up for the Rock Bottom! Vince has the ref, so Rocky goes after him. He turns around right into STUNNER! ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Austin is at wit’s end, so Vince tosses him a chair. WHACK! ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! JR: “The Rock’s heart is beating, and he won’t stop!” Austin grabs the chair, and now it’s business time. He uses it as a spear and then absolutely beats Rock into a jelly. ONE, TWO, THREE! (28:06) After the match, Vince and Austin shake hands. Heyman: “Stone Cold has sold his soul for the title!” Absolutely amazing storytelling, even if the audience didn’t get it (or, more accurately, didn’t want it). Had they capitalized with a double-switch and had Austin versus a babyface Triple H culminating in a loser-leaves-WWE at Summerslam, they might have prolonged their golden era and saved the WCW brand in the process. Instead, we got two months of Austin and Triple H cannibalizing the rest of the roster and then WWF kicking the Alliance’s ass for six months. This match is about as close to five stars as you can get without actually being five stars. Too much Vince at the end and the match taking place at the wrong place at the wrong time knocks off a tiny bit. Besides, I’m not sure I want to live in a world in which a match featuring the Rock’s Sharpshooter gets five stars. ****3/4 |
The 411:Â The set itself is excellent. You can play with the numbers all you want, but Austin is certainly the biggest superstar ever and this DVD set is a fine collection of his best career moments. The WWE's recent penchant for double-dipping Lucas-style can be explained by trying to exploit the Blu-Ray market, but most of Austin's work is in SD anyway, so all you're really buying is more blurring of the scratch logo. If you're new to wrestling, though, this is an exhaustive look at Austin's career from start to finish. Thumbs up. |
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Final Score:  9.0   [ Amazing ]  legend |
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