411’s WCW Monday Nitro Report 11.13.00

WCW Monday Nitro Report 11.13.00
Taped From London
Announcers are Tenay, Tony, Stevie… NO MARK!!!
Report by Wids

Nitro Open

Here come all the good guys from the locker room. And now all the bad guys. They surround the ring, and finally Ric Flair comes out. He has a mic. Whooooo. Sander, you have power, I can overrule you. He tells Sanders to start defending the cruiserweight title. Thrillers not at the ring. It’s going to be a London Lethal Lottery here tonight. Random teams, winner of the whole thing gets a title shot on the Monday after Mayhem. Flair says Major Guns loves London. Stevie Ray calls her a yack. Team 1: Mike Awesome and Bam Bam Bigelow. Team 2: Booker T and Lex Luger. Team 3: Boogie Knights Team 4: Sting and Scott Steiner. Where is Steiner? Here he comes, into the ring, and Booker T attacks him. Sting and Booker T go at it, and then all the wrestlers go into the ring. Thrillers arrive.

Commercial Break

Recap of earlier tonight.

Some British guy interviews Crowbar, Big Vito interrupts and they argue. They have a fight tonight.

Lance Storm asks for and gets a US Title match with Rection tonight.

Steiner approaches and Sanders tries calming him down.

WCW Hardcore Title
Crowbar (c) vs. A Stickball Bat w/Big Vito
Brawling in the ring with the stick goes to the floor. Vito backdrops Crowbar into the crowd, grabs a trash lid and beats on Crowbar. Brawling through the crowd and into the back. Vito sends Crowbar through a table with fish and chips on it! Back to the ringside area. Vito sets up a table on the floor. Into the ring, Vito in conotrol. Crowbar has a chair, goes to work on Vito. Crowbar flies at Vito from the ring. Neckbreaker on the floor by Vito, puts Crowbar on the table. Vito to the top, Crowbar rolls off the table. Vito goes to the floor, puts the table into the ring, and attacks Crowbar with a can. Into the ring, Vito mafia kicks the ref by mistake. Vito goes to work on Crowbar. Vito to the top, Crowbar stops him, from the crowd is Reno. He has a real bat, smacks Vito in the back, Crowbar superplex through the table.
Winner and STILL champ: Crowbar

Nash arrives- last of course.

Commercial Break

Gene interviews BBB and Mike Awesome. They hate each other but will work together tonight.

Thrillers recap with Nash and stuff. Here the come. They mock Nash. Stasiak mocks Nash, and then the howl, and they all looked scared and shocked. Sanders makes a Palumbo, O’Haire and Stasiak vs. Nash in a four corners match. Nash accepts it? Tony: You can erase the Coach moniker, he’ll just be big mean and sexy tonight.

Commercial Break

Gene interviews Sting, it’s showtime.

PrimeTime asks Miss Jones what she sees in the Cat. They argue, here comes Cat to defend Jones.

London Lethal Lottery
Bam Bam Bam and Mike Awesome vs. A Man Called Sting and Big Poppa Pump
Steiner attacks during Sting’s intro, Sting runs down and they clear the ring! Stinger scream. They argue now, and they fight as Awesome and BBB regroup and come back into the ring. BB and Awesome take control. Chaotic action. Steiner suplexes BBB. Off the top superplex on Awesome, Recliner. That’s it.
Winners: Sting and Steiner

After the match, BBB hits the Greetings on Awesome.

Commercial Break

Jimmy Hart segment, claims to have knocked out Andy Kaufman?

Boogie Knights backstage with Kronic. BK pays Kronic to take their spot in the London Lethal Lottery.

Filthy Animals are laughing at BK on the monitor. Here comes Ric Flair! He’s pissed at the Animals for dragging him to the desert and leave him for dead! No wait, he’s just happy to find out that the Knights sold their spot.

Gene interviews Booker T. Booyah, and I’m gonna get witcha.

Boogie Knights chat. In comes Ric, he says they are big stars and have a big surprise match tonight.

Commercial Break

Gene interviews Rection and the rest of MIA. Storm, you suck!

Battledome warriors recap.

Here they come into the arena, earlier today. They are jumped by DDP, Rick, Cat and Buff.

London Lethal Lottery
Kronic vs. Booyah T and Horseface Lex
Booker T and Clarke to start. Booker T and Luger work well as a team to start. Clarke takes control on Luger and tag to Adams. Horrible pilediver by Adams almost kills Luger. Tag to Clarke. Beats down Luger. Hot tag to Booker T. He goes to work. Axe kick. Clarke gets a move in. Both down. Match breaks down, Luger in tosses Booker T out of the ring? Luger goes to rack Clarke, Adams back in with a full nelson slam. Booker T back in with a missile dropkick on Clarke. Goes for Book End, but Steiner is in with a lead pipe, lays out BT. Ref was tending to Adams and Luger , Kronic get rid of Luger, High Times on Booker T.
Winners: Kronic

Commercial Break

Gene interviews Kronic. It’s all about Kronic. Breaking necks, cashing checks.

PerfectShawn vs. O’Haire vs. Chuck Palumbo vs. Nash
Nash and Chuck to start. Chuck goes to work on the shoulder. Nash takes control, jumping side slam, O’Haire comes and makes the save. Nash foot chokes Chuck in the corner. O’Haire is in. and he goes to work with some stylized elbows and chops for 2. Shawn in. Pounds on Nash. Flying knee for 2. Chuck back in, cover for 2. Nash being dominated. Nash fighting back. Clears all out except Shawn. Jackknife? Here comes Reno. Chokeslam on Reno, ref calls it off.
Winner by DQ: Nash

Sanders is here too. And now Jindrack. Seanton bomb. Thrillers stand tall over Nash.

Commercial Break

Top Cat w/Miss Jones vs. PrimeTime
Cat goes to work early with kicks. Skipper takes a breather on the mat, Cat celebrates. Back up, ten punch count along, PT stops it and drops Cat neck first across the top rope. Brawling to the floor. Stevie ranting and raving about yacks. Sunset flip by PT reversed by Cat, elbow drop. PT gets the ring, but Cat hits a hard kick and knocks him down. Feliner.
Winner: Cat

Commercial Break

Boogie Knights vs. Goldberg
What a surprise for these guys, it’s Goldberg! They actually get some offense in for a few minutes. Spear to Disco. Jackhammers.
Winner: Goldberg (21-0)

Commercial Break

Gene interviews Steiner and Midajah.

US Title
Lance Storm vs. General Rection (c)
Rection back drop to begin. Brawling to the floor. Rection removes the mat! That’s concrete! Suplex, no Storm reverses into something. Back into the ring. Back and forth. MIA and Team Canada both run down and they brawl in the aisle. In the ring, Storm is down. Bodyslam by Rection. He goes to the top for the moonsault, Major Trash is in and moves Storm, hands him something and he pelts Rection with it. Cover, Rection kicks out, but Maple Leaf. Guns throws the towel in?? Stevie Ray is pissed.
Winner and NEW champ: Storm.

Guns leaves with Storm. MIA tend to Rection.

Commercial Break

Gene interviews Guns and Storm, ha ha they say.

London Lethal Lottery
Kronic vs. Sting and Steiner
I’m sorry, but there is no suspense with the winner of this match. Kronic is not going to win. Sting and Adams to start, another horrible piledriver by the former Crush. Sting with a face buster. Jumping DDT. Back and forth. Tag to Steiner. Tag to Clarke. Steiner goes to work. Midajah on commentary by the way. Steiner threatens the ref, but thinks twice about hitting him. Belly to belly by Steiner. Adams is in, they double team. Tag to Sting, all four in ring. In the ring, Sting has the Deathlock on Clarke, but Adams makes the save. Steiner back in, release suplex on Clarke. Recliner on Clarke, Adams makes the save, full nelson slam. Sting back in. High Times on Steiner! Sting on the apron. Midajah on the apron, Adams is distracted. Stevie Ray pleads with Adams not to be distracted, Sting clears out Adams. Clarke goes for Meltdown on Sting. He floats back, hits Deathdrop.
Winners: Sting and Steiner

They fight on Thunder to be #1 contender. After the match, Steiner attacks Sting with a chair. Booker T runs down with a chair and lays out Steiner. Then Booker T lays out Sting too!!! Payback from earlier tonight…